Genital Combustion

A rare sexually transmitted disease whose main symptom is the spontaneous combustion of one's genitals. In some cases, this can be more dangerous to those around one with Genital Combustion. For example, a woman with Genital Combustion may, in some cases, create a flamethrower with her vagina, injuring those nearby. A man with Genital Combustion will, in most cases, have his dick catch fire and in seconds be consumed by flames where he will then be sent to the underworld to await eternal punishment. There is no cure as of yet for Genital Combustion, but our nation's top minds are spending the taxpayer's money to find one. To avoid catching Genital Combustion, it is advised that you stay away from poorly cleaned genitalia. Also, if the genitals smell anything like roasted almonds, it is advised that sexual activity not be performed. For more information on Genital Combustion, light you genitals on fire and tell us how it feels.

Tiffany: I heard Stacy got Genital Combustion from Bob!
Suzy: Oh boy, better stay away from her.

Margret: I wondered how her neighbor's house burned down.
Tabitha: AWWWUGHH!!!!!
Suzy: Yea
Tiffany: Why am I friends with you three again?

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

spontanus combustion

its when your ass, spontaniously bursts into fire

Person 1: Oh no my ass just burst into fire for no reason at all.
Person 2:Why Thats Spontanus Combustion.

I Think I Just Spontanusly Combusted

by Tangavitch May 15, 2007

Anal Combustion

When a women shuves a buttery dildo into her anus, she contracts her but muscles so the the butter oozes out. This is tipicly stereotyped to fat or obese women. An extention of this is when the used butter is used on toast

Jenny was a fat bitch who liked to give herself anal combustion

by Imakeupstuff August 6, 2012

Computon

The positive, operating system specific, flow of computer energy from a user to a system device.

"Ryan can walk into a room and computers just start to work. It must be the computons"

by Jaydeo August 25, 2009

Computational physicist

A jackass from California

That computational physicist went to M.I.T

by Reused June 5, 2018

Compition

(n.)The act of creating a new word out of the misspelling of an existing one

"You may not have spell checked your article but there are lots of interesting compitions that leaves lots of room for vocabulary expansion"

by Phallicshapeenthusiast July 7, 2021

computing snake

during sex, when you make eye contact with the female trying to find the vagina with your penis, but you can't quite find the opening. However, you refuse to look down, therefore leaving your snake to compute.

goddamit, jarett pulled a computing snake and ended up going soft.

by jarett August 9, 2021