Compton Cooler

The paper bag the liquor store gives you when you buy a 40 or some other assortment of malt beverage. Best used for concealing alcohol in public, even though everyone knows you're drinking alcohol, and for "cooling" the beverage to give it a crisp, yet smooth falvor.

Sittin' in the park the compton cooler was the only choice for my Micky's.

by crazy b May 3, 2005

Companion

A noun describing another that one desires to associate with, ideally without entangling one's material assets with said other. Accordingly, companions ideally have no perceived need to associate with each other. Companionship can be considered as a Pure relationship because it is unforced by contemporary conditions (needs). Ideally, each companion has their own place of residence and/or clearly defined boundaries within the same residence, allowing for independence (i.e. they can each (dis)associate with each other as they mutually want). Companionship can be contrasted with both plutonic love/conventional friendship and marriage/engagement/dating, as each often incorporates elements where the relationship is expected and accepted to exist at least partially due to perceived need (e.g. where one friend turns to another for advice on how to get through a financial hardship; where a husband and wife believe they need each other for financial or emotional support). Companionship may or may not be romantic/sexual in nature. The term may, for example, be used to formally describe modern romantic relationships whose participants have not registered their marriage with government (thus avoiding legal entanglement of personhood) and/or those whose participants do not share material resource such as joint bank accounts and jointly owned/mortgaged houses.

Is she your wife, spouse, partner, de facto, friend?

Neither, Samantha's my companion.

by Pterippus February 5, 2019

Compton

1. city in California
2. Popularized by NWA

Comptons the shit nigga!
"im comin straight outta compton"

by Peter Russell May 13, 2005

corpatron

A person who has let the insipid, back biting, sound-bite 'think outside of the box' mentality of today’s corporate culture, suck them into a Matrix-like existence where they will do anything asked of them to get an 'acceptable' rating at their next job review.

This word is TOTALLY new, a point I'm eager to announce, which I guess makes me a CORPATRON.

....Jane stayed back three nights every week for the last 4 months without overtime and the Boss asked here to arrange the delivery of his new foreign car, which just happens to cost the same as the pension deficit that the company recently announced. After all this, Jane was awarded with 'Employee of the Day' and is 'just happy to do her job', what a Corpatron.....

by sixman9 May 10, 2006

convenience companion

synonym for friend with benefits, casual sexual acquaintance with whom no relational entanglement is desired

Adam: You gonna hookup at the bar tonight?

TJ: Nah, no time for the game, just gonna hit up one of my regular convenience companions

by Starsatyr101 May 10, 2009

cosmic companion

Something my friend made up describing a very close friend that you connect with on a soul level.

Jake and I are so close. The word friend doesn't really describe our relationship well enough. He's my cosmic companion.

by Mads476 January 4, 2016

cum compactor

When you ejaculate in someone's ass and as soon as you pull out, they clap their ass cheeks.

Dude she clapped her booty after anal last night. It was a cum compactor

by Sirchupurs March 21, 2016