boon companion

Intimate and inseparable friends. Has nothing to do with being someone's butt buddy.

E.B: Thank you so much for squiring me. These gentlemen being so obviously compelled by other responsibilities, such as scrutiny by former boon companions.

Dan: We was never your fucking boon companions, E.B.

by AlAboos February 26, 2008

Companda

It's a companion.

It's a panda.

Companda!

Meet my Companda.
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by distrbnce March 16, 2005

Comparing answers

Code words for cheating. Often used in educational settings and always done in the 3 minutes before class.

Example 1:
*Teacher walks by 2 kids doing homework*
Teacher: Is that chapter 15 due next period?
Kids: Yea, were comparing answers to further our education and brainstorm possible class discussion questions.
Example 2:
Greg: Here, lets compare answers. Unfortunately, I got all blanks.

by The Fo November 20, 2007

Company Fat

Company Fat is a term used to describe personnel and/or policies that are unnecessary for a company to operate. Most of the time, the company fat causes a decrease in operating effectiveness and efficiency. Much like body fat, too much Company Fat can cause the arteries of a company to clog, ultimately hitting its bottom line (the heart).

Michael: Good. (starts to walk away, then turns around) Oh, yeah, also, about budget stuff. Um, I going to need you to find, like a, a full employee salary, plus benefits, like fifty grand. I'm going to need you to find 50 grand in the numbers.
Angela: But we don't keep two sets of books.
Michael: Well, that's not what I'm saying. Just, you know, find it. Pretend that your jobs depend on it.
(Michael walks away)

Later...

Angela: Well, I looked through all the budgets. And there is one department...
Oscar: Yes?
Angela: ...that has three people...
Oscar: Yeah?
Angela: ...doing the work, that could be done by two.
Oscar: This is great.
(Angela slowly shakes her head)
(Oscar looks around)
Oscar: Oh.
Kevin: (knowingly) Yeah. (with emphasis) Oh.

*There is Company Fat in the accounting department at the Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch.

by tcufrog08 June 24, 2008

Companimal

Companion+Animal=Companimal. A household pet that the owner treats like one of their friends.

After a long day at work, Nick just chilled with his companimal to ease his stress.

by Nicky Bich January 5, 2011

compallo

short for "compulsory allo"

like comphet, except for aromantic/asexual people
comes from allosexual and alloromantic, which mean that someone experiences sexual and romantic attractions

person one: i headcanon zenitsu as aroace
person two: but isn't he married to nezuko?
person one: compallo's insane, man

by anonymous #69420 September 25, 2021

blood compass

Especially useful for adrenaline junkies, and those who love all things to do with the great outdoors. If some crazy maneuver, jackassesque like stunt, hard fall, or animal attack results in blood you now know you should adjust, prepare or tweak your attempt #2 (or #3-100) accordingly. Hence the event that rocked you to the point of bleeding has become your blood compass.

"Damn! Did you see how bad Gavin road-rashed his face after attempting that small-margin-for-error landing from skydiving with skis on?"

"Yeah, he got fahked up! That move is definitely his new blood compass now."

by swissmisz September 12, 2014