Como

A gay person with a trash haircut

Matt : did you see Jack today
James : yeah he’s such a Como

by Gibstar Je November 17, 2018

lapse into a Como

To become unresponsive due to a total obsession with oldies-singer Pierino Ronald.

It's also possible for someone to "lapse into a Como" from being obsessed with da controversial governor of New York, although in dat case you would have to add a "U" to da person's name.

by QuacksO March 4, 2021

Como

The founding members of the earth, on the third day God created Como. To bring balance and order to the universe. Como gains their powers from the magic elixir of life, Chocolate milk. It is a long and tenuous journey to try and join Como. Many have tried and died in the process. The sacred nature of Como makes many go through hellish challenges. If you ever swear on Como and you lied, you must drink your friends urine mixed with chocolate milk whilst also having your nuppy tuppy tickled.

I swear on Como that David is a homosexual

by Mr McNaisalSpray June 13, 2022

Como é as conversas...?

Is the same way how to speak a shocked question for a dude (in Portuguese-Brazil)

—I break your car
—...Como- Como é as conversas...? (Shocked)

by UmBrasileiro September 1, 2020

Como De Que

It Means Like What.

Austin: Como De Que?
Robert: I don’t know what you are saying.
Austin: Como De Que?
Robert: That Is Not Even A Word.
Austin: I am saying Like What, in Spanish What Don’t You Get?

by AJ EBK November 4, 2023

como

Not to be confused with the Spanish meaning of como, which means "what"

"Como" is an insult used against someone you have little respect for.

Calling someone a como is telling them you think they are dumb, irritating or that they just deserve it.

Tanish: "You are a como".
Dan: "I AM NOT, YOU PIGGARD".

by Flabbo Man February 5, 2022

Como

Short for musical artist Perry Como, or Crystal meth

In season 8 episode 18 of The Middle, at a party Brick says “might be time to crank the Como.” Which Axl responds “What? No drugs are not cool.” Thinking Brick meant Crystal meth. Brick clarifies that he means artist Perry Como and plays “Papa Loves Mambo

by Dark-worded September 6, 2021