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comma bitch

1. Written when the punctuation should be said, rather than inferred generally to emphasize the inclusion of punctuation.

2. To markup existing signs, packaging, instructions, or other items -- either physically or through the use of Photoshop -- with ", bitch"
1. "Argh. We ran out of toilet paper again! You must have used it all up. comma bitch."

2. You totally comma bitched the packaging.. it now says, "Hot & Spicy Szechwan Seasoning Mix: Authentic Asian Taste, Bitch"
by teee dot September 11, 2009
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Comma

WAY BETTER THAN PEOIRDS!
Alyssa:Hey im not haveing my peoird
Cassie:....I have a penis
Catherine: COMMA!
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Comma well done

A type of error written with no respect to the rules of dedicated report writing.
Scott tried hard all year and should be commended for his efforts comma well done
by Speegal December 8, 2016
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Obama Comma

A political Comment or commentary on Obama which can be either positive or negative, but generally from the perspective of Obama's political base of support or a generally pro-Obama point of view, offering a defense of Obama against some ridiculous charge or conspiracy theory offered by opponents. "Comma" indicating a pause or break from the momentary insanity.
Was that a "Terrorist fist JAB"!!!

No, that is called "dap" and it is a gesture done by athletes to indicate team spirit, congratulations, or as inspiration to perform well. (That is an Obama Comma)
by Obama Comma December 13, 2009
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Cambridge Comma

A comma used incorrectly based on an incorrect understanding of how commas work. Commonly found wherever someone might breathe for emphasis when reading the sentence.
This, is an example of a Cambridge comma.
by onneb April 14, 2019
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comma bitch

Used when you say punctuation out loud.
Aaron less than three penis el oh el comma bitch.

Aaron <3 penis lol, bitch.
by Rod Storm April 5, 2005
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Oxford Comma

A sexual position in which both parties are laying on their sides, bodies in the shape of commas. In order to be classified as an "oxford comma", this must be performed with someone who is attending or has attended an Ivy League institution.
HARVARD MAN 1: Hey man, how was that party last night?
HARVARD MAN 2: Dude, I oxford comma'd the shit outta that girl.
by Tylaire June 19, 2020
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