coffee speed

A heightened sense of awareness resulting in aggressive speech pattern often answering ones own questions before a person operating at normal speed has a chance to respond.

I have a hard time talking to Johnny because he's not on coffee speed like me.

by Melvin5000 April 20, 2010

Dog coffee

Coffee that has gone cold or been sitting in the pot on the warmer for more than 6 hours. This is dog coffee, coffee that is only fit for a dog... although, if you are like me, you will possibly reheat/drink it anyway, because you are an addict.

i.e yesterdays brew still sitting in the pot, or a pot of coffee you enjoyed in the morning - then you get home at night and drink some more of it. Also, microwaving cold coffee turns it into dog coffee, regardless of how old it is (even if it was only made 10 minutes ago).

by Azzaazza December 31, 2008

Canadian Coffee Table

When entering her from behind, resting your Ice Cold Molson Canadian on her back.

Durwin invented the Canadian Coffee Table when his beer was too cold to hold onto as he banged away.

by big creek January 28, 2012

Spanish coffee

When your maid shits on your chest.

Lupita came over today to clean house but one thing led to another and she ended uo serving me Spanish Coffee.

by Rosalinda the dirty hooker June 8, 2018

coffeeshop

legal place in the netherlands where you can blow and smoke.. its LEGAL!

Cmon lets go to the coffeeshop

by Megagun July 1, 2003

coffee hop

To spend a large portion of the day downtown, or in another area abundant in coffee shops, visiting as many coffee shops as possible. When coffee hopping, one buys a small coffee/pastry, spends some time in a coffee house, then moves on to another coffee shop to pass the time. (Can also be defined as attempting to sit for as long as possible in a coffee shop without purchasing anything, then moving onto another place when the barista is on to you.)

Tom: You were downtown for 16 hours? What'd you do the whole time?
Jerry: Coffee hopped.

Tom: How many places did you go?
Jerry: Twelve.

by schpix November 30, 2010

Devils coffee

Severe case of diarrhea

She wanted to go down on me, but I had to tell her no, I have the devils coffee brewing

by Doowah February 28, 2011