CoD Coma

The state in which a person playing Call of Duty is focused on nothing but the television screen. They don't have any other body functions excluding breathing, and yelling.
In arising from your CoD Coma a person will often times experience great hunger, drowziness, and maybe even depression.

"Dude, I was in my CoD Coma for like 6 hours last night; i didn't go to sleep until like 4 in the morning."

"Bro me too, when awoke from my CoD Coma I was hungry enough to eat a man's dick off."

by iEATbabieZ 666 June 19, 2009

coma beard

When someone is in coma so he can't shave his beard he grows coma beard.

Patient: "Good morning... WHAT IS THIS? I never grow beard!"
Nurse: "It's just a coma beard."

by llion March 12, 2008

Coma-cumming

The state of a coma that comes after hours of repetitive masturbation and thus also cumming.
Quite popular among youngsters these days, because it is said that it gives a "nice" feeling. It is addictive

Only a few cases have been reported in which people did not survive this severe condition.

Last week, my mom found me in a coma-cumming condition in my room. That was a major bummer.

by Master BeiTing October 30, 2010

Cofagrigus

A Ghost type Pokemon that can't be traded with its default name due to it having "fag" in the name, which is filtered by Gen 5's name blacklist.

Trainer 1: Why can't I trade this god damn Cofagrigus?
Trainer 2: Probably because it has fag in its name.
Trainer 1: Fine, I'm gonna go give it a name.

by Pokedex #184 August 20, 2017

powerpoint coma

a coma induced by a powerpoint presentation that is too long (lol, arent they all?), too terrible (lol, arent they all?), or poorly presented (lol, arent they all?)

- uh-oh My Audience has fallen into a powerpoint coma
- The only thing I can do now is put them in funny poses and leave.

(quoted from Scott Adams, dilbert.com/strips/comic/2010-06-25/)

by karbyn July 5, 2010

math coma

Originally coined by Jenna Lemire, A math coma is the stretch of time that can last anywhere from thirty seconds to forty years after a full period of math class in the morning at school. Your brain is so used to tuning out and your eyes glazing over, that you just stay like that. Another case may be after working so incredibly hard on math problems, your brain fizzes out and you don't speak coherent sentences for the rest of the day until being pelted with balls in gym class.

Jenna: Hey Brent-

Brent: ...

Jenna: Oh dear god! He's in a math coma!

by PhilosophyHurts April 28, 2011

Italian Coma

The act of eating large portions of pasta and then falling asleep.

Angelo: Did you hear Tony’s in an Italian coma?
Stefano: Yeah I just saw him eat a whole bowl of pasta and then lay on the couch

by Michael Calzone March 22, 2020