social coma

The act of withdrawing one's self from all social activity

Jane went into a social coma after her embarrising incident at prom.

by localcelebrity June 11, 2006

CoD Coma

The state in which a person playing Call of Duty is focused on nothing but the television screen. They don't have any other body functions excluding breathing, and yelling.
In arising from your CoD Coma a person will often times experience great hunger, drowziness, and maybe even depression.

"Dude, I was in my CoD Coma for like 6 hours last night; i didn't go to sleep until like 4 in the morning."

"Bro me too, when awoke from my CoD Coma I was hungry enough to eat a man's dick off."

by iEATbabieZ 666 June 19, 2009

coma beard

When someone is in coma so he can't shave his beard he grows coma beard.

Patient: "Good morning... WHAT IS THIS? I never grow beard!"
Nurse: "It's just a coma beard."

by llion March 12, 2008

Coma-cumming

The state of a coma that comes after hours of repetitive masturbation and thus also cumming.
Quite popular among youngsters these days, because it is said that it gives a "nice" feeling. It is addictive

Only a few cases have been reported in which people did not survive this severe condition.

Last week, my mom found me in a coma-cumming condition in my room. That was a major bummer.

by Master BeiTing October 30, 2010

cokahol

a mix of coke and any alcohol.

"Man, I have no clue what I should drink tonight."
"Dude, just get a cokahol. It's a classic!"

--or--
you: "can i get a cokahol"
bartender: "are you sure you don't care what alcohol i put in?"
you: "of course. i cant make up my mind. there are too many good decisions."

by tenniskinggmr November 18, 2013

powerpoint coma

a coma induced by a powerpoint presentation that is too long (lol, arent they all?), too terrible (lol, arent they all?), or poorly presented (lol, arent they all?)

- uh-oh My Audience has fallen into a powerpoint coma
- The only thing I can do now is put them in funny poses and leave.

(quoted from Scott Adams, dilbert.com/strips/comic/2010-06-25/)

by karbyn July 5, 2010

math coma

Originally coined by Jenna Lemire, A math coma is the stretch of time that can last anywhere from thirty seconds to forty years after a full period of math class in the morning at school. Your brain is so used to tuning out and your eyes glazing over, that you just stay like that. Another case may be after working so incredibly hard on math problems, your brain fizzes out and you don't speak coherent sentences for the rest of the day until being pelted with balls in gym class.

Jenna: Hey Brent-

Brent: ...

Jenna: Oh dear god! He's in a math coma!

by PhilosophyHurts April 28, 2011