(noun)
the sort of hygenically challenged guy that everyone knows but hates on some level. the guy will be morbidly obese and a chronic bullshitter - usually to make his sad life seam awesome. he may think he is black.
the sort of hygenically challenged guy that everyone knows but hates on some level. the guy will be morbidly obese and a chronic bullshitter - usually to make his sad life seam awesome. he may think he is black.
by durcs April 15, 2009
Get the gage coleman mug.A fat male who has a "taxi" service and drives around everyone and trys to fry everyone on fb but in reality he really hates his life and has total self confidence issues.
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The worst musical duo in history. Two guys (named Earthworm in Cowboy Hat and Cheese Coat MacTafferson) sing horribly over pre-made music. The get off on not making any sense, therefore, they dont have many - if any - fans. They can be viewed at www.myspace.com/coldman5. Some of their classic songs include, "Licking the Floor Dry of Parnda Bears", "Ruptured Colons on the Floor Floor Floor", "L", "Dr. Da Da Do and the Widget Crackers", "Oops There Goes a Humpback Whale", "Legend of Pancake Waffles", "What Are You Looking At Jack Nicholson" and "You're the Only Girl Who Can Finish Off My Hot Dog Sundae".
by Earthworm in Cowboy Hat October 17, 2008
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you can communicate with her by either saying "quack" or "quack quack"
She is often described as a duck
hit her in the thigh
you can communicate with her by either saying "quack" or "quack quack"
She is often described as a duck
hit her in the thigh
by andrewlaird April 29, 2011
Get the Lucy Coleman mug.1) the act of going straight for a girls boob when making out with her.
2) the act of eating a banana is a very casual manor, most often while leaning against a wall, wardrobe or sitting in a bean bag.
2) the act of eating a banana is a very casual manor, most often while leaning against a wall, wardrobe or sitting in a bean bag.
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girl 1: he just grabbed my boob!
girl 2: really? you just got colemaned!
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guy 1: your really enjoy that banana
guy 2: can i take a picture? you're such a coleman!
girl 1: he just grabbed my boob!
girl 2: really? you just got colemaned!
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guy 1: your really enjoy that banana
guy 2: can i take a picture? you're such a coleman!
by jollyjojo May 8, 2011
Get the Coleman mug.When a guy is receiving fellatio from a girl and she is getting too horny and saying things like "spray it in my face", right before you go you look down and say "what chu talkin bout willis?" So she giggles then squirt it down her throat
Dude1:"she was all loud and annoying the other day so i gave her a gary coleman..."
Dude2:nice! Did you start humming Different Strokes theme after?
Dude2:nice! Did you start humming Different Strokes theme after?
by choochoodude1 October 21, 2010
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