coloring books for christmas

The cartoonish state of dazed semi-awareness obtained by being black-jacked by a bar of soap in a sock. Used to dazzling effect by personal-security-blogger SayUncle of Knoxville. USA.

"Sure, it’s not whiz-bang tacticool but one smack upside the noggin and it’s coloring books for Christmas."

by comatus November 20, 2009

Claring

Having a tactical chunder before even leaving the house on a night out.

You look pretty ill already! Why don't you have a quick claring session before we leave?

by Chicken Nuggget August 19, 2011

Colleging

The act of going to college

Man you don't know what late night is? You suck at COLLEGING!!

by shutts October 8, 2008

Coloring Book

The act of having sex with 2 girls on their period and then ejaculating, urinating, and defecating on one another. One person may be used as the sole "coloring book".

I think I got an infection from that coloring book last friday.

I was a crayon in that hardcore coloring book.

by lard is bad August 23, 2011

collabin'

Truncated form of collaborating and verb tense of collab.

Yeah man, I'm collabin' with Will on this video... it's gonna be sick.

by nadam June 16, 2011

Kelo clearing

Informal Army doctrine term describing firing a tank main gun round down the center of a road. This type round creates a vortex of air and sucks enemy infantry towards it (and into the road) to be more easily engaged by waiting Bradley Fighting Vehicles, friendly infantry or Abrams co-axial machine gun fire. Named after an Army 1LT Kelo who first utilized the practice in Iraq in 2003.

Soldier #1: "Heard the boys over in 2-7 Infantry got so super pissed off finally they did a Kelo clearing on Sadr City."

Soldier #2: "What a freakin' rage kill, that's awesome. Sometimes you gotta drop a lightning bolt of carnage ... screw that ducking behind buildings taking pot shots man."

by infantryscoming August 6, 2010

comparing cookies

the act of showing each other ones genitals.

Last night my girlfriend and I were comparing cookies, she showed me her cooter so I presented my one eyed walleye. She said mine was small, and I swear hers was a monster.

by Jboner September 12, 2013