Colgate Colleague

Work colleagues that are false. This is demonstrable by their plastered, fake smiles.

"I have such Colgate Colleagues...always walking around with fake smiles plastered on their faces. They look like smiling assassins."
"You can't trust a Colgate Colleague. You never know what they're thinking with those fixed smiles."

by RaraAvis12 May 8, 2018

Ellie Colgate

The definition of a pleb

Ellie Colgate you are the definition of a pleb

by Cav3rs February 16, 2019

Colgateing

The scene, generally at the end of a porno, where the woman swishes a mouthful of sperm through her teeth. Also refferred to as Listerining.

guy 1: All this porn is the same Oral, Straight, Anal, Facial.

Guy 2: yes, but i do love a good colgateing at a scenes conclusion, whiter whites.

by ccdevilleisawesome October 4, 2010

Colgating

The act of massaging out sperm out of ones flaccid penis while working the balls and literally pumping out the secretion; as if squeezing the remaining toothpaste out of a tube . This is done preferrably above the reciprocant.

Colgating: After a hard night of drug use Jim was unable to achieve an erection; therefore he had to colgate his girlfriend instead as she always requires a milky load before sleep.

by Jimbo_the_dude_69 January 22, 2025

Colgate Move

1. The act of being a straight up dick in a way that is usually performed by some Homo who goes to colgate the "no fun college"

Jim: WOW! i can't believe chris did that to you! he pulled a total freakkennn Colgate Move

Carl: Yeah i know i was just minding my own business when he made me uglydance in front of the whole school !

Chris: Sorry my Phat ego is a champ, he eats chumps like you for brunch "bro out"
**(chris leaves the room)**

Carl: One day im just gonna...im just gonna...

Jim: (abruptly says) YOUR JUST GONNA TOSS IS SALAD WITH SOME BALSAMIC VINAIGRETTE

Carl (Takes a chainsaw and tears jim a new one)

**end of scene** or should i say real life

by King Piccolo(himself) December 9, 2012