Die Cockstand

verb To die while in the midst of such a great flurry of activity that one's erection remains after death. Commonly used to describe busy activity.

Sergeant: "If you screw up again, I will make sure you do so many push ups that you die cockstand!"

by sergeant iron May 19, 2010

cockstash

The act of raping someone while they are sleeping by putting your dick in there mouth and or making them give you a blowjob

Jayne was mad when she found out Joe cockstashed her

by thefreeman00 July 30, 2008

cocksnarfle

When a man suffocates his woman into his crotch and yells, "GET COCKSNARFLED"

Honey did you like my dutch oven or my cocksnarfle

by sshhuuaa September 4, 2017

Cockatarian

Eating only cock;
One who only eats cock

Billy was a cockatarian, he only liked cock

by Randall k September 9, 2018

Cockspert

When someone talks about cocks a lot, such as cock color, cock size, cock shape etc.

See dick or penis

John is a certified cockspert because he always pulls out sources of cock size when he argues about it with someone else.

by akefa February 26, 2019

Cockpartment

Hidden compartment for a cock while being delivered in a box.

Edgar had Vanessa open the box only to reveal the hidden cockpartment.

by ShinyCockles January 29, 2021

cockster

A man or a woman who acts exceedingly cocky for an unnecessary or unworthy reason. Although it is meant to be slightly insulting, it is more of a jesting comment.

Typically occurs during intense, alcohol based games such as beer pong.

Frat boy: "hell yeah I just made a cup in pong! I am so fucking awesome, no one's got shit on me...this game is already over."

Bystander: "...lol, what a cockster..."

by jessly424 November 27, 2011