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Cocksman

A man's man. One who is simultaneously rugged, sophisticated, and well-versed in the art of conversation.

A cocksman often is found to be dressed impressively, typically has facial hair, but never a man bun or a hipster.
Steve, you are an elite-level cocksman.
by V5000 April 22, 2017
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Cocksling

A splint or similar device used to suspend a damaged penis.
"I was doing her in the butt, then she clenched and now I'm in this cocksling, story of my life man, story of my life.
by LOL April 5, 2003
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cockstand

This is what happens to adolescent boys when they sit around doing nothing.

A cockstand is an erection that happens throughout puberty due to the large amounts of androgens floating around the teenager's body. A cockstand can only be remedied by masturbation.
During English class, Missy notices Stephen has what it seems like a hard object sticking up on the frontal section of his pants. Fraught with curiosity Missy asks:
Missy: What's that sticking up on Stephen's pants?
Derrick: He's got a cockstand Missy. (The whole class laughs).
by Lorindel February 6, 2010
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Cockstacking

A fun game in which you have a group of men from largest to smallest sit on each others lap having their erect penis inserted into the next gentleman's rectum with the largest person being on the bottom so that he acts like the base of a tree. From there the next largest gentleman would sit on the lap of the "base" with the base's erect penis in the rectum of the next largest so that he is locked in place. This act will continue until the smallest person climbs to the top like the star on a Christmas tree.
Hey guys I have a great idea! Let's do some cockstacking and see how high we get!
by Surfnpuff August 27, 2011
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Cockstache

James and Taskin, the inventors of the Cockstache, are also proud wearers of one. Defintion not needed.
"Yo I got a big dick"
"Same"
"Cockstache.."
"Same"
by Teekizzy December 28, 2011
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Cockaine

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
There isn't a generic name for Viagra. Suggestions were made and after careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Cockaine. Also considered were Mydixarisen, Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mycoxafloppin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Are you feeling stressed, angry, tired, lonely and is your hand sore? Cockaine will give you back the life you used to have.
by tanjaganja February 12, 2009
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cockstalk

This is what is said when someone becomes obsessed with a male because of the prospect of his having a large penis.
"Just because he's a super hotty doesn't mean you have to cockstalk him...."
by J.R. Fralick December 2, 2007
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