Rampant Galloping Cock Rot

A generic term for sexually transmitted deseases affecting the male reproductive organs.

Doctor, I think I've caught a dose of the old Rampant Galloping Cock Rot. Can I have some penecillin please.

by The Dalai Longer November 5, 2004

cockroach hour

noun: The magic hour in which you have been awake for so long, that even a cockroach scuttling across the floor is a source of high amusement.

Mary: OMG, did you just see the cat sneeze?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sue: Mary, it must be the cockroach hour for you. A cat sneezing is not that amusing.

by catsluvdmb February 28, 2005

cockretary

A woman or man who you employ to sit under your desk at work to take care of your boners.

My new coworker is hot! Good thing my cockretary, Sheila, is in today to take care of my stiffy.

by Liospoogeadon June 6, 2011

Cockhot

A female that is so attractive that one would find her hot even after they found out she has a penis.

Kim Kardashian is so hot, I don't even care if she has a cock, she is cockhot.

by boB spelledbackwards October 9, 2013

cockroach gay

Everyone hates you, you hate everyone, and you have no sexual disfunction within the cockroach community because you are gay.

I am cockroach gay, so you don't matter.

by My username is currently in us July 12, 2019

Cockroached

Return to a room and everyone scatters and gets real quiet, because they were talking shit about you.

When I returned to the office from lunch, everyone there were huddled together talking. They saw me coming and quickly went back to there desks and stayed quiet.

I was COCKROACHED !

by Abby Normal March 25, 2022

hairy cockroach

When hair drys around the tub drain when thrown against a wall it looks like a "hairy cockroach". Thus creating a hairy cockroach. Elliot --

Ugggh look at that hairy cockroach!

by sinfully.sweet2011 September 30, 2014