Cockroach Blocked

When you find a cockroach in your apartment right before going to bed and your girlfriend is too freaked out to have sex.

"I swear to god, those damn cockroaches only show up on nights when I'm going to get some. Cockroach blocked again."

by Aemar July 28, 2015

cockroaching

A double handed female masturbation technique preformed on your back with both legs in the air, sometimes while sleeping.

Did you see Mal cockroaching last night?

Yeh i think she finished in like 4 minutes.

by MSU Underwater Hockey January 2, 2009

cockroach

a small unattractive person with an attitude to match.

The neighbor is a real cockroach. Not only is she a little twit, but she has a personality to match.

by Martin Lizerbram May 13, 2005

cockroach

Hawaiian pidgin English. Means "steal".

Eh? Who went cockroach my pen?

by Dave Spielman August 31, 2006

cockaroach

Yeah, Scarface!
Dante -- It is not misspelled, ya'll do need to use a dictionary.

cockaroach

cock·a·roach (kókə·roch)

Used informally in Hawaii as a transitive verb meaning; steal, to steal something, or take something away surreptitiously

@ encarta.msn.com/dictionary_561535774/cockaroach.html

...and show some respect for new urbanites!

Only a tourist would cockaroach sacred lava rocks.

by burneggroll June 15, 2010

Cockroach King

A song from the 2013 album "The Mountain" by British progressive metal band Haken.
The song is the most popular song in their discography and is considered by many to be their best.

"The Cockroach King sits on his throne, with a Midas Touch and a heart of stone."

by Pastek December 11, 2019

Cockroaching

(V). The act of engaging in coitus with your partner by finding the most tender spot on your partners body and drilling a hole in it. Then proceed to insert your penis into the open wound.

Hey bro me and my girl tried cockroaching last night. It got messy, but 10/10 would recommend!

by TheAllSeeingThirdEye May 9, 2017