Cockmitment

Being commited to one girl in a relationship.

Greg: I jack it to a mental picture of my girl 90% of the time and don't look at porn often.

Chase: Bro, that's some serious Cockmitment!

by The Urban Dicts October 15, 2009

cockitchy

1)A short ass rat bitch who lies.
2) Cockitchy is a lying little rat if u don't love him that on jah

3) Pussy detectives bf
gay

"Filthy Cockitchy kin"

by ahastinky October 20, 2019

cockpet

a cockpet is produced when extra air is pushed from the penis. it's a quief for men.

Sorry... I just made a cockpet...

by coucoubloublou August 17, 2009

cockbite

According to members of the Red Army, all members of the Blue Army are cockbites. According to members of the Blue Army, all members of the Red Army are cockbites.

"Youuu cockbite!" - Pvt. Dick Simmons

by Ku Genin June 9, 2003

Cockpotting

The act of taking small amounts of food and putting it in your foreskin, tying if off, and letting it marinate for 3-4 hours just like a crockpot.

Turn it into a pressure cooker by getting a boner after placing the food in the foreskin.

The security at the movie theatre was tight so I cockpotted a chicken nugget and sunflower seeds so I can have a snack halfway through the movie. Cockpotting.

by Dysfunctional military guys November 4, 2017

cockbite

the word used on the best web site ever that is said to describe an asshole, dickhead, idiot, n00b, or any other stupid person

That O'mally guy is such a cockbite.
Don't be a cockbite, join Blue Army

by Ha2master September 22, 2005

Cocktit

Someone who is intensly disliked and/or hated. Must be used in an English accent. Can be used for things as well as people

George Bush is a Cocktit
Gordon Brown is also a Cocktit
You're acting like a real Cocktit right now
Luke is a Cocktit

by Definitely Not Rassem October 16, 2007