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Cocoon

by Bitch queen March 14, 2019
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Academic Cocoon

1.)When an undergraduate university student who is living on campus feels that he/she knows nothing from the outside.Specifically World events.

2.)When any person studying or working in a university that feels that they are living in a world which is protected by the forces of academia. In financial and personal terms.
1.)What? Obama is elected? I have no idea because i live in an academic cocoon.

2.)Money is for real people not for people who live inside an academic cocoon.
by JZ1990man March 25, 2009
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Bitch Cocoon

The 2nd of the 3 stages of bitch metamorphism.

A Bitcherpillar hopes to someday build enough experience being a bitch to finally be able to "level up" and become a more respectable Bitch Cocoon.

A bitch who gets about 50%-70% of what he/she wants solely by bitching for it.
After spending years as a Bitcherpillar, Taylor decided to use her accrued knowledge to become a Bitch Cocoon. With this decision also came newfound respect.
by Catatafish47 September 2, 2014
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Cum Cocoon

Cum on a girl so much she is enveloped by it like a caterpillar beocming a cocoon
I came so much last night I turned her into a cum Cocoon
by OC87* August 5, 2018
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cockonuts

1:) Not just insane but cock-o-nuts insane.

2:) Dick & balls euphemism.

3:) Jim's granny from American Pie 3.
HERMAPHRODITE #1: Dude, why do you have that Sony Playstation 3 up your ass?
DUDE: Because I like it.
HERMAPHRODITE #1:Dude, you're not just insane, you're cockonuts.
DUDE: Thanks.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish February 17, 2009
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cockmonger

One who loves and worships the cock so much, that they can summon it at great will
"That bitch is such a cockmonger!"
by Seth March 23, 2005
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Northern Cockmonkey

Common phrase for caravan dwelling pikey shitbags that get by in life by offering to felch their superiors. Thanks to eons of selective inbreeding and evolution these types are highly skilled in stealing alcohol, fags, dawgs, caravans and anything else not nailed down.
Most likely to say things like "fuck off omg", "southern cunt, leave me alone."
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by Wayne King November 15, 2004
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