Cockmate

one of your best buddies that is a dude is called a cockmate.

Travis--you're my cockmate.

Pepe--that's kinda homo but thanks.

by iiiiiiiiiiisaih January 22, 2007

horse fuckin cockmaster

gay man who likes to have gay sex with male horses

Justin Quinn is a horse fuckin cockmaster!!!

by Aaron McMillin August 28, 2003

cockasswangfuck

Someone who royally fucks you over. The ultimate insult to those who just can't help but fuck people over and piss people off. A cockasswangfuck is the opposite of rockpile.

that cockasswangfuck is gonna get stomped!

by robin birdman mahony November 24, 2006

cockasaurus rex

A giant dick bigger than 8 inches long.

I hope that bitch is ready for my cockasaurus rex.

by sexslangs January 14, 2009

dick faced cockmaster

a rare breed of fish with a pink, mushroom-shaped head and a long, smooth body. when it gets excited it sprays white, gel-like film. when this film contacts its close cousin, the vagina-faced pussy monger, it impregnates the monger. after spraying this film, the cockmaster softens its body and goes to sleep for several hours. around the age of 13, the master begins to grow hair around its lower portion of its body. this fish is never eaten, however, some people suck on these fishes to extract their film, however, most dont swallow it rather they rub it into their skin.

Wow! that was as huge dick faced cockmaster!

by eboyd32 June 26, 2007

cuckmaster

The lover of a woman whose husband or partner is a cuckold.

Her cuckold boyfriend is in awe of the sexual prowess of their cuckmaster.

by Ron Handy October 12, 2008

municipal cockwash

A remarkably easy woman with margarine thighs, the village bike

Eg. The girl at school who let anyone have a feel for ten pence.

by TLO Smudge May 3, 2004