Cockness Monster

A penius so large it is said to be of the same length and gerth of the Lock Ness Monster's.

She thought she was cute so I showed her the Cockness Monster.

by The Amazing Larry January 13, 2011

Cockfest

A small or large gathering of males, usually at kickbacks/parties and hardly, or zero females

We need some bitches up in here yo! This place is one hell of a cockfest.

by MistahRigoh July 28, 2016

cockleberries

Wadded up balls of crusty poo, that accumulates on your wrinkly nut sac hair, cause you're always shoving your nuts up your pet's butt.

Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton, was taking it up the gary and then she decided she wanted a rootin' tootin' jamican chocolate raspberry but then at the last minute she had a choft and decided to go with the cockleberries and a nice warm toblerone.

by Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton April 5, 2005

Cockled

The moment when someone gets distracted by a penis and stops what he or she is doing.

She was at a loss for words after he cockled her.

by Biebermon August 26, 2013

cockle

Alternative to mate/darling used in North West England. Variety of cocker

Y'alright cockle?
Thanks for that cockle.

by leo51 June 11, 2006

Cockfest

Any social gathering, with a vested interest in the intermingling of men and women, in which the ratio of men to women is in the order of n:1, where n is some number greater than two.

Dude 1: So how was the party last night?

Dude 2: There were, like, no girls there.

Dude 3: Yeah, like 3 guys for every girl.

Dude 1: Cockfest!

by 5249er February 16, 2009

cockletwat

Cock-L'-Twat n. (also verb, i.e. cockletwatery- the act of being a cockletwat). A cockletwat is a typically person whose reluctance to perform an action makes them both disagreeable (cock, see dick) and timid (twat, see pussy.)

Dude, c'mon. Stop being such a cockletwat. Let's go to that party instead of staying in tonight.

by p8ntbol18 January 1, 2008