cockamellon

Referring to the male sexual organ, the dong. A.k.a. shaft, penis, Wang, etc.

Referring to the male sexual organ, the dong. A.k.a. shaft, penis, Wang, etc.I would love to give my wife weeks and weeks of Cockamellon.

by Edwin Torez November 7, 2019

Cockchamp

The ring of fire around one's asshole.

Jared: Ah Yashas, I am having a cockchamp right now

by DjBanana22 February 4, 2021

cockamous obliterate

The act of destroying a females vaginal sugar walls. This act can only be performed with a large penis (over 6in). The cockamous obliterate has been performed if the female is crying, bleeding, and screaming. Be safe kids!

"dude i'd love to cockamous obliterate her pussy!"

by Get.Dat.Peach. April 19, 2018

cockamund

a person with such a huge penis it takes up their entire body, making them look like a giant one eyed monster

Oh god its an alien invasion!
Oh nevermind i forgot Jim was a cockamund.

by clayton bigsby March 26, 2005

cockhands

A term given to the one unlucky enough to have phallic projections instead of fingers, rather like ten dick digits. This person will usually be really cackhanded, retarded, and a bit of a dickweed.

mohsin :whoah i just realised my fingernails are foreskins!
Callum: "shut up cockhands you fag"

by scallum December 4, 2005

cockhat

1. A person that is a combination condom, glans, foreskin, and all other possible coverings of a cock. This desire to cover the cock comes from some latent desire to either have a cock of their own or to service a cock in a manner reminiscent of an vagina, rectum, or mouth.

Minatory is a cockhat because can't follow a text conversation properly.

by Tornpie August 10, 2008

Cockhammer

1. A person who who does nothing but bitches and pisses you off to the point of it being like smashing your cock...with a hammer.

1. GODDAMMIT BERNICE YOUR BEING A TOTAL COCKHAMMER RIGHT NOW!!!

by GoliathOnline November 6, 2009