cockasureus rex

A man so sure of his superior penis size that he believes himself to be king of all he surveys.

You can tell as soon as he walks in the room that G. is a straight up cockasureus rex.

by MissAm November 26, 2006

Cockasian

A white guy who likes to screw asian girls. Think of cock as a verb ... he 'cocks' asians.

He is such a cockasian.

by Vachon Man November 13, 2005

Cockaccino

When ones penis is topped with whipped cream, cinnamon, and other toppings found in a cappucino.

Hey ladies, who wants to suck on my cockaccino?

by GMEN86 January 2, 2011

cockasswangfuck

Someone who royally fucks you over. The ultimate insult to those who just can't help but fuck people over and piss people off. A cockasswangfuck is the opposite of rockpile.

that cockasswangfuck is gonna get stomped!

by robin birdman mahony November 24, 2006

cockal tunnel syndrome

Carpal tunnel syndrome brought on by excessive masturbation

Dave used to jerk off constantly, until he developed cockal tunnel syndrome.

by drew 100 March 1, 2007

Cockaconda

One who has a very long and large penis.

A.D. is going to snake that bitch out with his ol' cockaconda.

by Clamchowda October 1, 2008

cockade

A cockade is effectively a quarantine or blockade of a cock (known as a penis in the medical/conservative world).

He screwed that girl in the ass so I had to cockade him!

After a week of apologies, flowers and a big ass present, I officially forgave him and lifted the cockade.

by KK Cronkite October 24, 2008