cockamondoo

cockamondoo is a word of unknown origin used to describe a person in a negative way many in the north eastern USA. It has been rumored that to use and understand this word you need to be a member of the fabled BDP (Big Dick Playas).

"yo sidney crosby of the Pittsburgh penguins is always being such a cockamondoo. But adam foote neva eva."

"you guys see that nigga what a cockamondoo always worrying about it."

by Mr. Wiki March 27, 2010

Cockalepscy

Instant blood loss to the brain that the blood is directed to the male genitalia causing cockaleptic seizures. A gender specific form of narkalepscy only affecting males with erections.

A bad case of cockalepscy is when a dude passed out during foreplay not making to the bedroom due to redirected blood from brain to cock..Cockalepscy.

by Lawwarrior June 12, 2016

Cockaleptic Seizure

A male who has too much blood traveling to his cock and less to brain causing him to pass out.

My boyfriend suffers with Cockalepscy passing out from having a"Cockaleptic Seizure" during foreplay.

by Lawwarrior June 12, 2016

cockamous

A word yelled in complete frustration. Or to call someone out who is being a cock, or just super stupid.

"you fuckin' cockamous"
OR
"cockamous!"

by Get.Dat.Peach. April 19, 2018

Cockalolli

A careless idiot or douche bag

Person 1: "Look at this Cockalolli driving on the wrong side of the freeway"

Person 1: "Im going to carry all these bags upstairs
Person 2: "Dont! You wont manage 3 flights of stairs with all those bags"
Person 1: Twist his ankle on the 4th step and drops everything
Person 2: "You are such a Cockalolli"

by Hajooster June 16, 2018

cockamellon

Referring to the male sexual organ, the dong. A.k.a. shaft, penis, Wang, etc.

Referring to the male sexual organ, the dong. A.k.a. shaft, penis, Wang, etc.I would love to give my wife weeks and weeks of Cockamellon.

by Edwin Torez November 7, 2019

cockacola

cock cola

waiter: what would you like to drink sir
you: i would like a cockacola

by badbtch April 16, 2020