Quack Cocaine

A duck's favorite drug

Guy 1: Whats a duck's favorite drug?
Guy 2: Quack Cocaine!

by EgoKiller April 27, 2010

Cockatier

Any person who is not yet a full-fledged cock, but on the direct road to becoming one.

I thought Connie was really cool, but lately with all of her whining, bitching and douchebaggery, she really is quite the cockatier.

by Sarcasticbeotch September 24, 2009

Cocaine Pants

White cotton pants, typically are slightly tight. These are commonly worn by South American drug lords, in the movies. Owning a pair of cocaine pants, signifies the importance of the individual. They are leg coverings made from high-quality cotton/linen, most likely organic (but not fair trade), these guys don't run a charity.

The pants say "I don't mind killing people who are in my way, but I am still approachable".

Look at any movie about a drug lord like Scarface.

Some Guy:"Hey, nice cocaine pants, where'd you get them?"

Coke Lord: Pimp slaps Guy to the floor "Push drugs, make a mil, then come back to me"

by ilGaucho August 30, 2010

cocaine tiddies

Tiddies that are of the same, similar, or higher quality than Margot Robbie's breasts in the 2013 cinematic film "Wolf of Wall Street" staring Leonardo Decaprio and aformentioned tiddies. Essentially the quality of tiddies required for optimal cocaine enjoyment

Yo I saw this girl today with the best tits today. She looks like she's should star in a Martin Scorsese film. Straight up Cocaine Tiddies

by Cocainetiddies July 10, 2018

Cocaine Gobbler

When A Guy Injects Cocaine Into His Dick Or Balls And Makes You Give Him A Blowjob To Get It Out. Works Especially Well With Airport Security.

Jeb - Bro, I was At This Crazy Party Last Night, And This Guy Injected Cocaine Into His Dick. Those Girls Turned Into Vacuums!

Edith - Oh Yeah? That's The Cocaine Gobbler In Action!

by Edith The Local Kid Fapper July 10, 2020

chockablock

Full or overcrowded. Also abbreviated to chockers

The train was chock-a-block on the way to work this morning

by Fifi-lamour August 9, 2005

cockamamie

Adj.: Crazy, Off-kilter. A word you use when you can't think of the proper terminology.

"This cockamamie washing machine never works properly."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004