cockmonger

Cock: a penis
Monger: a person who is involved with something in a petty or contemptible way (usually used in combination): a cockmonger.

A guy who trolls the internet trying to get girls to look at pictures of his penis.

TiNy2009: "Please look at my webcam I'll do anything!"
Realwoman1998: "Fuck off you dirty cockmonger!"

by pet-selkie March 18, 2011

shitface cockmaster

A person who is of course a real cockmaster.. who can and will take a good shit on someone's face. (As Needed)

Johnny! get out his way.. he's the shitface cockmaster I been telling you about.

by ChangWang April 30, 2003

cockmong

an idiot. an insult you would give to a person in the wrong, or that you just hate.

you're such a cockmong matt

by zeen February 9, 2005

Jedi Cockmaster

One of a select few chosen ones in the galaxy who has attained a mastery of the art of cock handling beyond human capabilities. Jedi Cockmasters typically can make a penis erupt without even being in the same room.

"That brazilian whore we meant in miami was insane, true Jedi Cockmaster!

by buckmonster October 27, 2008

cockmongrel

a girl who hoggs all the cock/whore

clair is a cockmongrel.

by jessica H September 8, 2006

cockmaster

Person who raises roosters for fun, profit and possibly illegal fighting and betting.

What did you think it meant?

by Luigi August 10, 2004

Cockmongus

1. A giant cock
2. What one screams at another while losing at soul calibur 3
3. a funny ass insult
4. why are you still reading this

1. i has a cockmongus
2.Skyler: ha jameson like getting your ass kicked?
Jameson: shut up and stop it you COCKMONGUS!!!!!
3. ummm....look up
4.dumbass......

by Lynx98189 December 17, 2008