cock knocker

A member of the public who constantly wastes car sales executives time by asking fucking stupid questions and wanting to test drive every car on pitch.

person aged about 50 who has nothing better to do better known as a cock knocker.

by carsales May 14, 2010

cock knocker

any person who, if approached by a male unit, knocks the cock, in a way of personal pleasure.

introspectively: knocks the cock is to suck a penis using multiple pleasuring tools such as the saliva, and tongue. fingers optional

by tommy knockers June 11, 2002

cock knocker

some one who likes to knock cocks!

ie wankin a male off

by tompicard May 13, 2003

cock knocker

1) A homosexual, or more broadly, anyone who loves the cock.

2) Phallus shaped door knocker.

Then, I get punched in the motherfuckin nuts by a guy names cock knocker.


Wow, that house we saw, it had a cock knocker.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

cock knocker

somebody who bounces a dick like a fat chick with a chicken wing.

Man that bitch is a cock knocker; look at the way she suck a brotha off. damn, damn, damn.

by jason biggs June 12, 2002

Cock knocker

In short words, are really hott guy who likes this slut

Dru Akison is such a fucking Cock Knocker

by too_sexxxy_4_you January 24, 2004

cock-knocker brown

The act of giving someone a cock-knock ie punching a male in the genitals. However, the perpetrator (recently after defecating) crouches trouser-less over the recipients head. Subsequently, as a result of the blow, the recipient raises their head in pain, burying their nose into the executor's muddy anus.

As Terry drunkenly slept, Derek crouched over him, ready to deliver the cock-knocker brown.

by joebananas October 24, 2008