cock block

A rare and unfortunate phallic affliction where a man is born with a rectangular, block-like penis.

Jane: "What the hell is that? Is that a Colgate box?"
John: "It's...my penis. I have cock block..."
Jane: "Um...ok. Well, this is gonna cost $90."

by duminik November 18, 2010

cock block

When you are denied or blocked from sexual activity or arousal

Bertha's brother came home early, what a cock block.

Rita's Dad stayed in the same room watching TV with us, he is such a cock blocker.

The girl next door closed her blinds before she start to change, what a cock block.

by RuneX December 03, 2003

Cock Block

Cock Blocking is when someone or something prevents a man from "getting some" or "hitting that"

I was about to take Jamie back to my place to seal the deal but I was swiftly cock blocked when my friend Mike didn't have a ride home.

by Sean Feeney August 06, 2007

Cock block

Some one ain't gonna get the d

Liz Hemmings is the biggest cock block known to man.

by my.michael.clifford August 28, 2014

Cock blocked

When another nigga is tryna steal yo girl

Cock blocked means getting blocked by another dude from a girl
Guy 1: "Peter Reisdorf is such an expert cock blocker."
Guy 2: "Wow, what a douche."

by Ya boy John Appleseed March 09, 2015

Cock Blocked

When you are about to have sex, but your friend interrupts you, ruining the moment

*boy about to kiss girl*
* door swings open and friend comes*
Boy: You totally just cock blocked me mate.

by Dildo_Swaggins December 14, 2016

Cock::Blocks

It is when you are software engineer and rename your Code::Blocks because of the reasons.

Damn bro again some dirty work in Cock::Blocks.

by Do Ge November 27, 2018