by canadiannick April 25, 2015
Get the Cock-blocker mug.Lady-friend who, whilst taking resources, food, money, etc. from a guy, withholds any sexual favour, at the same time prohibiting the guy from relieving himself elsewhere.
by carlos456 October 30, 2023
Get the cock-blocker mug.A domesticated member of the family canidae, not necessarily a cocker spaniel, which jumps up on the bed while two humans are engaging in heated intercourse. This usually occurs right as one is about to climax.
This unwelcome interruption completely ruins the moment. The offending dog, which may or may not be a cocker spaniel, is usually jolted off the bed by a quick kick, followed by an awkward resumption of intercourse.
Note: the dog must be a cocker spaniel.
This unwelcome interruption completely ruins the moment. The offending dog, which may or may not be a cocker spaniel, is usually jolted off the bed by a quick kick, followed by an awkward resumption of intercourse.
Note: the dog must be a cocker spaniel.
by BzBurger February 7, 2010
Get the cock blocker spaniel mug.by Cock Blocker Jocker August 14, 2009
Get the Cock Blocker Jocker mug.Actively cock blocking your wingman with the force of a 20 ton nuclear bomb. Not to be mistaken for regular cock blocking which is done passive aggressively. This form of cock blockage is done so effectively that you will never again see even a remote patch of feminine pubic hair in the presence of said cock blocker. Sometimes going as far to not get laid him self just so you don't get laid.
How is it possible that you are such a power cock-blocker that you made sure i didn't get laid on my own wedding night?
by Sweedo VonDoubie March 9, 2010
Get the Power Cock-Blocker mug.1. A straight female that has something about her that automatically prevents her from getting sex.
2. A straight female that always says or does something stupid that prevents her from getting sex.
2. A straight female that always says or does something stupid that prevents her from getting sex.
1. Stacy has a mustache thicker than her boyfriend's. She's not gonna get laid; that's a turnoff. She's an auto-cock-blocker.
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2. Tracy is so pretty, but she's weird! She says random stuff like "my hamster talks to me at night." When boys hear that, they freak out. She's an auto-cock-blocker.
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2. Tracy is so pretty, but she's weird! She says random stuff like "my hamster talks to me at night." When boys hear that, they freak out. She's an auto-cock-blocker.
by PrincessR December 8, 2009
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