clusterfuck

1) someone whos screwed up in a LOT of ways
2) a really complicated, bad situation

1) wow. ive seen some screwed up people in my time, but she is a class A clusterfuck.
2) oh god this could turn into a bit of a clusterfuck if we dont do something now.

by PiixieLou March 11, 2009

clusterfuck

The first two weeks of the Trump Presidency.

The actions and disorganization of President Trump have been a real clusterfuck.

by TruePatriot2017 February 04, 2017

clusterfuck

Multiple negative events happening in a short period of time i.e. an hour.

I was just fired from my job, and on my way home I was in an accident that was totally my fault. Then I was hit by another car while figuring out the details. Today is just a clusterfuck kinda day.

by lh_photographer September 25, 2010

Clusterfuck

Enrolling a child in the San Francisco Unified School District

Trying to get Timmy enrolled in Kindergarten was a real clusterfuck.

by Birtha B December 10, 2013

Clusterfuck

I group large group of essentially big helpings of fuckery. Most people cant realy understand what's fully going on.

South Sudan is a clusterfuck

by MeGaShhady February 10, 2019

clusterfuck

(Verb) When someone crashes a whole set of connected computers simultaneously.

Dick just ran his simulation on the school server and clusterfucked the whole schools' server.

by goatandsheep November 16, 2015

clusterfuck

The additional traffic congestion that inevitably results when a public works department decides to fix a traffic congestion problem by doing significant, lengthy roadwork in the affected area.

The intersection at the eastern terminus of State Road 520 in Redmond, WA, will be widened during 2007, resulting in a clusterfuck for at least the duration of that project.

by former technologist May 01, 2006