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Cluster Fornication

1. Miltary term for a situation caused by too many inept officers, cluster referring to the insignia worn my majors and LT. Colenels, oak leaf clusters.

Also known as "Charlie Foxtrot".

2. A derogatory term used to describe a system or operation that has been totally screwed up by a group of idiots who couldn't leave something well enough alone.
The new traffic signals that the GADOT installed on the on-ramps to the highway are suppose to help relieve traffic, but instead all they do is create a cluster fornication on the surface streets.
by The Tanimal February 2, 2009
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cluster fuck

Also: Fuster Cluck
Term used to describe the state of affairs resulting from too many staffers and not enough TRAINED staffers on a project. This usually happens as a result of a rush or deadline which cannot be met, when managers or planners resort to simply adding warm bodies to the effort out of sheer desperation or incompetence. Also results from having a surplus of supervisors or other overhead-related personnel who cannot actually perform any useful work towards project goals, especially where the prescence or contributions of these people hinders work performed by others.
"Man, we were 8 days behind schedule on that project so my manager decided to send us all of his interns as well as show up himself. Turned it into a complete clusterfuck. There must have been 20 guys in one cube at once."
by Nathan March 5, 2005
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cluster fuck

When a series of events collide to create a huge predicament.
"The rescue teams' helicopter crashed while trying to rescue the survivors, turning the once huge problem into a clusterfuck."
by Heraf May 1, 2003
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Cluster Bust

The wrong way to write clusterbust.

See clusterbust.
Constance Calandrino: A select few students dun clusterbusted me. I was sticky for weeks.
by 8th Period Math November 29, 2004
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cluster fudge

The G-rated version of Cluster Fuck. Not to be confused with Fudge Cluster, which is what stays on your ass if you don't wipe well.
Teenager: "Thanks mom, now my whole day is one big cluster fudge!"

Mom: "Well then maybe you need to start wiping a little better when you're done."
by joe307 March 13, 2010
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cluster-fuck

a huuuuuuuuuuuuge mess of a situation
your such a cluster-fuck! (say full of rage)
by Da Monkey 716 August 20, 2009
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cluster flies

mentioned in a song by Phish. slow moving, attic dwelling flies.
"I never really heard of cluster flies"
by danidae September 11, 2006
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