Crushing Guts

Crushing Guts is a time honored tradition practiced by males, dating back to the Stone Age. It is the act of fucking the shit out of a woman. You start out by easing your rock hard shaft into her battered vagina. Just ease it in, nice and slow. You do not want to rush it. After your cock is covered with her slimy cooze you can slowly start to pound it.. (remember: take it slow) in.... out..... in.... out... in.. (slowly getting faster) out.. in. out.in.out By this time you should be pounding her pussy like an industrial strength jackhammer. No mercy.... You scream - "Oh no, I can't hold it any longer!! Ugghaahhh.. Ooo!!!" After your ball-sac explodes like Hiroshima, her guts will feel like they've just gone through a meat grinder. I guarantee: She love you long time.

Broham, how was last night with that Cougar?

It was awesome brah! I was crushing guts all night long.

by jdpower August 14, 2010

chushingura

The tale of the loyal 47 samurai that became ronin after their lord was forced to commit seppuku for defying a shogunate.

ronin 47

by Shinri April 25, 2004

crushing poon

A two word emotional expression regarding a healthy libido, often used in the wine sales industry when asked about one's current status.

Question: How's it been going? Answer: Dude, I've just been crushing poon, bro. Crushing it. banging nailing screwing

by SJ2LA2NC September 19, 2013

Crushing the Cat

When someone is on the clock at work, and their basically doing anything and everything possible to keep busy ONLY its so dead that working harder makes no difference and the manager have their heads way too far up their asses to care.The opposite of fucking the dog.

Regal Floor Manager: Has anyone seen the doorman?
Staff Member: He's crushing the cat. Last time I saw him, He was organizing the freezers.

by Coletreezy September 3, 2009

Crushing Pussy

The act of having sex with a random girl.

I am going to be crushing pussy later tonight.

by T-Stan April 15, 2003

crushing out

Those first few weeks when a couple can't get enough of eachother or when a person is engulfed with their crush on someone else and can think of nothing else.

Madison is crushing out on that boy. Those two have been crushing out for weeks.

by Porn Valley (@porn_valley) April 2, 2010

Crushing

The act of uncomfortably fitting a large amount of vertically inclined people (midgets) into a small vehicle and directing towards a wall at a high velocity.

Up and coming sport known as "Crushing" proves to shorten lifespan of midgets.

by S C 0 0 Z E August 12, 2010