The Man who makes Chuck Norris look like Richard Simmons.
If you have seen the movie Shoot 'Em Up you know what I speak of...this man can kill you with a carrot...
The Baddest S.O.B on any action movie...Bruce Willis comes in second to this guy
He is a badass british actor who can kill 50 men at one time with a gun in his left and a baby in his right.
you know what that's like...o wait you dont because you're not Clive Owen
If you have seen the movie Shoot 'Em Up you know what I speak of...this man can kill you with a carrot...
The Baddest S.O.B on any action movie...Bruce Willis comes in second to this guy
He is a badass british actor who can kill 50 men at one time with a gun in his left and a baby in his right.
you know what that's like...o wait you dont because you're not Clive Owen
"Chuck Norris should watch his ass, here comes Clive Owen (Smith)"
Donna: "Who are you Mr. Smith?"
Smith: "I'm a British Nanny and I'm Dangerous"
Hertz: "What's a matter, you don't like that story? Why dont you tell me one...I know, how about the one with the woman and the baby"!
Smith: "Maybe later, when i'm putting you to sleep".
Donna: "Who are you Mr. Smith?"
Smith: "I'm a British Nanny and I'm Dangerous"
Hertz: "What's a matter, you don't like that story? Why dont you tell me one...I know, how about the one with the woman and the baby"!
Smith: "Maybe later, when i'm putting you to sleep".
by Black Knight17 January 10, 2008
by Mark March 16, 2004
to play any Card game with more than one person and acting harmless so people over look your threat while moving in for the kill in other words being a sneaky git
by n1kon May 15, 2008
A mythical individual who resided in Saginaw Michigan who’s main claim to fame was using obscene language on CB, AM and FM radio in the 70’s.
Dude, he keyed the mic and went full Clive Walker Brown.
Clive Walker Brown said he’d waltz your wife around the room like a dog in heat.
Clive Walker Brown said he’d waltz your wife around the room like a dog in heat.
by Mofiggie February 06, 2023
What the fuck is clive named five?
by OzarkaPash November 15, 2020
The act of leaving a Tim Tam biscuit in a cup of tea until it is soft and lost all form, then pouring into your girlfriends arse for her to squirt back into your mouth.
Named after Australian icon Clive Palmer.
Named after Australian icon Clive Palmer.
by Buggeroo September 12, 2017
35 clive is a sexy lad who appeared in charlie and the chocolate factory as a oompaloompa heloves to sit on little lads
he is also about as tall as a nike shoe box so
watch out before he bites your kebab ankles and he also loves to do
naughty business with purple aki
he is also about as tall as a nike shoe box so
watch out before he bites your kebab ankles and he also loves to do
naughty business with purple aki
by Battyneek01 January 11, 2022