flat clapping

slapping your cock across a fat chicks ass

i'm gunna go out for a good night of flat clapping

by calvey September 25, 2006

Horse Clapping

Testicles slapping together

"Dude, I need a jock strap. I hate it when I'm running and start horse clapping."

"Did you know when it thunders outside, God is horse clapping in heaven?"

by God's Thunder August 6, 2012

Clapping

It's basically when you have sex with someone and while your stroking, the bodies touch and it makes a clapping sound

Jimmy: " Yo, me and my bih were clapping all night bruh"
Tim: "that's lit bro"

by AZXXVRO10 July 7, 2017

clapping sex

when a girls ass claps when a guy fucks her up the butt

I made her clap real hard when we were doing clapping sex bro.

by kortokhrhor May 23, 2014

crescendo clapping

When at a live musical performance, the audience claps to a beat, but it sounds like a crescendo due to members of the audience being musically inept and thus unable to clap on beat. Found at most shitty bands performances for obvious reasons.

Jonathan: My girlfriend drug me to a Nickleback concert and the audience was crescendo clapping to all their shitty songs and it made it even worse than it already was!

Ron: Damn.

by behemoth887 July 8, 2009

clapping

high-fiving yourself repeatedly because you're lonely

Person A started clapping bc everyone else was high-fiving each other and he was lonely.

by thatothersleepyperson May 1, 2019

Clapping Coconuts

Term for gay sex (anal)! Word inspired by the slapping of testicles common during gay intercourse.

Lucas: "hey man wanna chill with Little Bitch and Troy tonight?"
Fred: "They can't hang. They're too busy Clapping Coconuts"

by Kks_tits(limp) January 18, 2015