Stage Five Clinger

A super hot woman who is very clingy and demands freaky sex constantly.

"Dude stage five clinger just text me again, she wants me to spit in her mouth."
"dude what the fuck?"

"But she's soo hot!"

by rockstar696969696 September 17, 2012

clinge

A clingy girl, a clingy clunge - , clingy fanny/fadge/ham pocket/gammon pouch/axe wound/pie hole/vagina/love tunnel.

"maaaaan shes such a dirty clinge."

"you dont want one of those clinges dude"

by jack and bradley February 13, 2010

Stage Five Clinger

An enormous shit that gets stuck in your ass hair and won't let go.

Hey man, come give me a hand! I have a stage five clinger!

by Ballistic01 March 1, 2009

stage 7 clinger

A woman with whom one is having an affair with who is so unused to intense bouts of passionate love making that she begins to confuse the nature of the relationship with one of emotional attachment; she in turn begins acting as if one is an emotional replacement for her husband, and becomes an unshakable psycho.

::After sex::

Him: Wow that was awesome sex. I really enjoy having casual sex with you, this person to whom I am not married.

Her: I love you. Would you like to have a picnic tomorrow? We can go shopping. My husband doesn't ever want to do anything with me anymore. Your eyes are so beautiful. Can I call you sweets?

Him: Oh my god you're turning into a stage 7 clinger. Get away from me you bleeding cunt monster before your vaginal psychosis ruins my life. We have sex because I enjoy fornicating with your mouth as if it were an anus or a vagina. I don't have any respect for you. Die.

Her: Love you sweety

by Crack Rock Slinger May 8, 2011

Vagina Clinger

A hot spanish woman that loves tatooed penis. Tends to become attached but is open to new experiences. V clinger is a common problem amoung women that love sexual experiences.

Vagina Clinger would not get off my dick, Bob.

by ms.nomore August 21, 2009

stage 3 clinger

You fucked a virgin and now she won't leave. Since it was her first time, she has an emotional attachment to you.

-"Hey man, I heard that virgin at the party?"
-"Dude, I had no idea she was a virgin... now she texts me every day"
-"Man you've definitely got a stage 3 clinger"

by Chocolate Thunder_9 January 21, 2014

Clinge

Clinging is the very solid tightness of your dick muscles when listening to mutilation of the erect Penis.

“I clinged at the thought of a mutilated dildo”

by Erclet Penouse May 25, 2018