Muster Cluster

When multiple dicks are being penatrated in a single womans vagina.

Bro! We had a muster cluster with Kate last night!

by Mr. Jones21 January 23, 2011

unmitigated clusterfuck

A term used to describe an extremely dire situation or where events have not gone the intended way.

"I cant believe it. This orgy is a complete unmitigated clusterfuck!"

by TheMightyFlam September 11, 2015

Taiwan bus clusterfuck

Traffic congestion caused by 2 or more Taiwan public buses blocking a multi-lane road. This is usually caused by one or more buses using the inside lane unnecessarily, even though there are frequent bus stops. Reasons bus drivers choose to use the inside lane vary and include, but are not limited to:

- trying to leap frog the bus in front of them
- attempting to pass a slow driver
- desire to be closer to the "front of the line" while stopped at a red light
- incompetence
- being born with a small penis

I could drive to work so much faster if it wasn't for all those Taiwan bus clusterfucks on Bei Xin Road

by King Xavier August 7, 2012

Unholy German Clusterfuck

A far more accurate name given to the historical mess of states that made up the "Holy Roman Empire". Often shortened to the HRE, the Holy Roman Empire was a collection of states that made what is now Germany and northern Italy, neither of those include the city of Rome so that's one strike, the Protestant reformation basically split the HRE in two so that's another strike. Lastly there was never any real semblance of Imperial Authority and it was just a huge clusterfuck for most of it's existence. 3 Strikes and your out.

Me: Google, search up the Holy Roman Empire.
Google: Did you mean Unholy German Clusterfuck?

by CharleMAIM April 18, 2018

Mongolian Clusterfuck

A generally futile attempt to solve a problem by throwing more people at it rather than more expertise. Frequently applied to Microsoft's programming techniques.

by Paradoxy42 August 11, 2003

Colonel Cluster Fuck

A new derogatory term referring to President George W. Bush. Popularized by Danny from tourretesguy.com

"What do you think about George Bush?"

"You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?"

by Lockdown91 June 7, 2007

clusterfuck

Traditionally/originally of military origin.

Today, however, "clusterfuck" is commonly used to descriptively generalize any situation with a large scale of disarray.

possibly synonyms: mess, disaster

1. "Well, that concert was a clusterfuck."
2. "Did you see the clusterfuck of a traffic jam on Main St.?"
3. "That house party turned into a giant clusterfuck once those cops showed up!"

by Pat N. April 11, 2006