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clarkey cat

A narcotic frequently mentioned in the satire television programme "Brass Eye"
"have you got any clarkey cat? I don't want to end up on a quack handle"
by John-O October 4, 2003
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Clarke Cunt

Comicbook nickname for a rather clumsy fellow that wears glasses.
Ooh look, it's mild mannered Clarke Cunt....
by super147 July 15, 2011
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Fast Eddie Clarke

The origional guitar player for motorhead great guitar player and later started his own band called fastway obviously after his name
by guitardude218 August 10, 2008
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W.T. Clarke High School

A fine institution located in the heart of Westbury, Long Island. This academy has been around for over 200 years and was founded by Sir Weldon Thorndike in 1804. Over the institutions lingering history, multitudinous amounts of awards and prizes briskly found it's way to Clarke's prominent Museum of Supremacy. Here you can find the Wright Brother's, two Clarke Alumni scholars, first airplane, as well as the Journal of the United States first president, George Washington. Again, a Clarke Alumnus.
The Museum of Supremacy is just a swift 10 minute walk from the Campus's main hall known as the JFK establishment.
Clarke's Campus is a total of 3 square miles. The largest learning institute ever to be built.

Clarke also has an undying tradition in the athletic field.
Clarke's Baseball team has won the past 25 National Championships. Clarke's Basketball team has played games all around the world, since they compete in the IHSAA (International High School Athletic Association).

Clarke's Financial Endowment in 2011 recored to be $555 Billion Dollars, an all-time low.
Clarke has a post-graduate population of 13,000 Scholars and a Professor population of 5,000.
Clarke's Average SAT Score: 2400 (obviously)
Mascot: The Lincoln Ram

The 1932 NY Yankees donated three baseball fields to Clarke in 1942.

If I were to continue to define Clarke's virtuosity, I would have to write perpetually since excellence is relentlessly being achieved at W.T. Clarke High School.d
Clarke Scholar: I attend W.T. Clarke High School
Random Person: *Remains Silent* (Bows Down while repeatedly saying, "Almighty Clarke Scholar, May your intelligent ability shine only greatness throughout this world!")
by Clarke Alumnus 1992 December 27, 2011
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Clarted

When something is fucked up in some way.
"Mate, isn't that Corona well fucked"
"Yeah mate, it's clarted!"
by Dahatter November 25, 2020
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alicia clarke

She is the type of person that everyone likes. She can be rude if you give her the moment to but it terrible at learning new things she basically has no memory! Everyone loves her personality it's beautiful! this is why she's different to others and an amazing person!
by sxturnx November 11, 2019
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Maxwell Harris Clarke

Size does not matter. Max is big in spirit. That's all that matters. He is a great overall human being and enjoys long walks on the beach. Everyone who knows him loves him. He's athletic, he's taller than most first graders, and loves the smell of gasoline. Maxwell Harris Clarke is the kind of person you want to be around.
Maxwell Harris Clarke is super epic
by bichlasagnabich June 18, 2020
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