going like the clappers

to be running to or from something very very fast

his podgy little legs were going like the clappers

by heffalump July 10, 2005

Clapping them alien cheeks

The act of having sex with an Area 51 alien after or during the September 20 raid, usually in a meme context.

Hey Michael, are you going to the Area 51 raid next week?
Yeah, I’m gonna be clapping them alien cheeks

by Meer0000000 August 2, 2019

Cappy Blappy

A nickname used to describe capybaras (plural), often used to describe two capybaras named Gort and Quandale Dingle from the Urban Rescue Ranch in Waco, TX.

OMG ZADDY LOOK AT THEM FINE CAPPY BLAPPYS 😍😍😍

by CappyBlappy July 4, 2022

clapped trim

the state of one's trim or haircut that is absolutely out of control and beyond repair

Yo guys it is your boy clapped trim Niran here

by Divorced Arepa February 24, 2021

clam clapping

An intense version of the scissor technique used by lesbians. The two girls would crisscross their legs and pound away accordingly.

Sarah and Laura were caught clam clapping before their softball game.

by ILearnedFromLesbians August 11, 2014

Chapped Dick

When your penis gets superficial scrapes due to too much sexual intercourse, usually with a female partner of whom is significantly younger than you, as a means to impress her.

Oh man! I just met this younger girl and have had chapped dick ever since. Hard to keep up with these girls.

by JHerny13 June 7, 2018

dave chappelle

One of the funniest man alive. A gennous in comedy.
He had a show called "Chappelle's Show" in which he made 2 seasons. He had a third seasosn of previously cancelled episodes called the "Lost Episodes". All three seasons are on DVD. But it, its a must.

Billy: Dave, I dont feel so good, could you call the nurse?
Dave CHappelle: Sure Billy, whats wrong? are you alright?
Dave Chappelle calling the nurse: Nurse could you come in here quickly please? Billy is getting his ass whipped in street ball and I need a witness.

by cates September 25, 2006