1) the coolest underwater sea creature ever!!
2) one of the funniest words ever
3) adjective used to describe a cool or hip person
"I love clams, so i dont eat clam chowder"

Person 1: "Wanna hear something funny?"
Person 2: "Sure"
Person 1: "CLAMS!"

Quinn: " Wow Jake is so cool"
Ray: " Yea he is without a doubt, a clam"
by Douglas Voorhees May 29, 2007
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That thing that is located approximately 16 inches below a women's neck and situated comfortably in between her two legs. It may have a distinct odor, similar to that of a clam. Sometimes called a pudenda/vagina.
Ben: Damn what's that stench?
Matt: Oh shit tell your mom to close her legs I don't want to have a clambake!
Mom:(Blushing) I'll make sure to use the lotrimin next time!
by Bangaware the King January 22, 2010
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Chlamydia. usage is similar to krabs.
dude she got an STD! i heard it was clams
by Allah Ragbar March 6, 2008
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this nigga really just walked in wearin trues and a diamond supply co beanie, what a fucking faggot ass clam
by ogfuck707 March 10, 2017
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a clam is a form of animal in a shell

a clam is eadible

a clam is a person who resembles an idiot
geez yer a clam
by w00x January 8, 2004
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Another word for a tin of smokeless tobacco. a term used to confuse others in thinking you are not buying a tin of smokeless tobacco.
In a real clam, a pearl is inside. In a tin, dip is inside. In both items, goodness is inside and both open up like a clam.
Each clam costs about 5 dollars in American.
dude 1:hey, you got 5 bucks on ya?
dude 2:no, sorry man what for anyway?
dude 1:ahh nothing, just need to get a clam.
dude 2:.......oooook
by The Shei April 7, 2009
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A verb, noun and adjective.
An affectionate term used to describe a monka who you have strong feelings for. The term can also be used to describe a situation involving two monkas that is preferably enjoyable.
by Bobaba June 29, 2010
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