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long island clam chowder

The act of leaving your female (or male) sexual partner in a "sticky situation", and while he/she's cleaning it off his/her chest, you douse him/her with a fine feast of brothy vomit. Then you walk out on the bitch/faggot.
My roommate Ryan, from Long Island, totally left some long island clam chowder running down that bitches' torso. He is truly a man amongst men. All Hile Ryan, the Surfer Kid!!!
by DJ Swizzybumfuck April 25, 2005
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fried chicken clam chowder

a saying that will mess some one up if they are doing something of some concetration, they will have to think about what you just said, because you don't put fried chicken in clam chowder, and they will mess up
like if a person is taking a free through in (bball) and you say fired chicken clam chowder as they through it, the ball will not make it in the hoop cuz of the distraction.
by anonamous06 May 9, 2005
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rotten clam chowder

Good day, and SIMMER DOWN Chris......your working with the BEST techs out here in the field, like ME (Naturally), Walter (Of Course), TONy S****s (100% dedicated to the crys and wimpers of you), Andy l****a (Don't keep callin me 20 times an hour, I got it the first time....BELIVE me..I'm workin on it...STOP CALLIN!!!), L****d D****s (I'm on vacation now but whatever you want I'm sure I could put the squeeze on Jeremy to do it after his initial teary eyed wimpers and sidestepping till he runs out of OBVIOUS options and then has to document all that in a Remedy ticket....before calling John Mogg) and then there is Chad R*****d, the shy type who gets the job done at whatever the CO$T$....We are all here to help each and everyone out in provisioning (At least some of us are..), so Chris, just keep callin on us to bail yourself out when you get jammed in a bowl of bad, rotten clam chowder,,,,We'll pull ya out and continue on with the tasks at hand so that "Your" (Chris ) precious service orders come out on time without a single dripping of Clam Juice on them and without having you pressure-cooker blood pressure rise up into the redline zone. We (Some) are all here to take care of eachother, which includes nervous, shaking provisioners as well. Thats why "MOST" of us outside guys work so, so well...To cover eachother out here, "Eachother" meaning "MOST" of us Field Techs.
by rick james beotch February 13, 2005
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New England Clam Chowder

When you take a shit on a girls chest then you cum on the shit and make her mix the shit and cum and eat it
(Guy 1) Hey dude last night torrie came over and i gave her a New England Clam Chowder. (Guy 2) Dude thats fuckin nasty
by NateStollard November 4, 2008
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mongolian clam chowder

A strain of headies you have just made up in an attempt to sell your bag for much more than what it's worth.
Fat Boy Danny was too concerned about keeping his clientel informed that it was in fact HE who supplyed the world weed. Meenwile the real suppliers had to come up with catchy names like mongolian clam chowder in an attempt to sell headies at outstanding prices.
by Jay-Daggasourus July 8, 2006
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pump-action New England clam chowder rifle

A cock.
I pulled down my pants, whipped out my pump-action New England clam chowder rifle, hammered away at Stephanie, and blasted a load of little sailors into her sea of love.
by pentozali December 27, 2011
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