gaseous clay

According to the late Roger Mellie (that bloke off the telly) "Gaseous Clay" is the name given to flatulence assisted stools which, due to their high air content, float like a butterfly on contact with the water in the toilet pan. unfortuately, as they have a high exit velocity, they also sting like a bee

"I'm not eating sweetcorn again, It gives me Gaseous Clay"

by cheezy geezer December 29, 2004

claygasm

The excitement of handling clay to an extent where one over excites them self resulting in an orgasm. Can also occur when wedging, glazing or wet sanding.

Dude, working with the clay was soooo amazing I almost had a claygasm.

by The God of Clay June 24, 2011

Clay Nigger

The politically correct term for an american indian.

Look at that kid dancing around a fire. Damn clay nigger.

by PATendy September 18, 2012

Clay

The most adorable, perfect guy in the world. The best boyfriend a girl can ever have. The guy of your dreams. Beyond sweet, beyond nice, beyond sexy ;)... Perfect.

Girl: So you're dating Clay now?

Girl 2: Yes :)
Girl 3: You lucky son of a bitch, he's perfect.

by Awkward_Beauty March 12, 2013

clay aiken

1) the gay runner up in american idol
2) the runner up in a non-racially viased show
3) a short hobbit
4) a man who is in love with a man (aka homo)
5) a person who has no friends and should be called a claymate because she is so femanine

"you are such a clay aiken, dude. go away"

"i don't do that sort of thing. the closest to you i'll ever be is if my foot goes up your ass. go back to p-town."

by i_am_jesus September 22, 2008

Clayed

A failure during an average to high pressured social situation involving the opposite gender (or professsional setting) that causes a complete loss of bodily control due to an instant regret and insecurity, i.e erectile dysfunction.

"Oh my God, last night this hot, rich, naked girl asked me to have sex but I just couldn't. I was nervous. I clayed."

by ClevelandSad January 6, 2017

claryce

Claryce is a beautiful and intelligent woman. She strives for success and constantly works hard for it. She never quits, she never gives up, she never says die. She is a champion.

Claryce is a young champ yo!

by Coconut18 January 3, 2018