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cider greg

A land based mammel dwelling most commonly in south western england; however they have occasionally been sighted in lower northern regions. Cider gregs are fuelled only by cider, preferring cheaper grade ciders such as tvc, k-cider and their favourite.. summerdown. Cider gregs enjoy such activities as swimming(fully clothed), getting undressed on command, destroying children's sandcastles and shouting general remarks to innocent bystanders.

when sighted, cider gregs should not be approached. keep your distance and, where possible, make sure small children/adolecent's ears are covered.
by diggasound November 26, 2009
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spiced cider

When an individual pours the beverage of choice down the shaft of their standing partner's erect penis. Said person then drinks the beverage as it drips off the balls.
Bobby: "No offense, dude, but your breath smells like balls."

Billy: "Sorry, man. I had some spiced cider this morning."
by urban donk December 30, 2011
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Cidephobia

The fear of killing. According to the Center for Mental Disorders (CMD), cidephobia is specified as a condition in which a person either has an intense desire not to kill people, experiences recurrent urges not to kill, or fantasies about a world in which everyone gets along. Cidephobia is recognized as a clinical disorder by the CDM. It has been shown in numerous studies that cidephobia has negative effects on a person's ability to enjoy killing. If you or a loved one suffer from cidephobia, they should see a psychiatrist immediately.
John: Hey Paul! Kill that mofo!
Paul: I can't due to my cidephobia.
John: Aw damn Paul, you seriously need to get some help.
by assmurderer September 14, 2009
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cider

An alcoholic beverage made from fermented apple juice that oils the wheels of society in the West of England

see also scrumpy, zyder, white cider
You aint lived until you've got ratted on cider.
by black flag June 2, 2004
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dickens cider

This is an old spoof heard on radio stations at least as far back as the late 80's but probably much older then that, google it and you can hear the spoof, very funny.

Dickens Energy Cider, DCBI capitolized on this and produced a very tasty energy drink for bars and nightclubs sold in can or "On the gun" www.dickensenergycider.com
Dickens Energy Cider, Energy Drink, Dickens cider spoof,
by Arch Stanton6969 April 12, 2007
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hot dick 'n cider

man, i think that hot drunk bitch is looking for a cup of hot dick 'n cider
by Sandy Mangina December 29, 2006
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CideM

CideM owns.
by Bill Daniels April 25, 2003
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