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Counciltucky

The dingy asshole of America (whereas Omaha is the wonderful, silky inner thigh) where all is well if you drive a sputtering multi-colored vehicle and have a mullet so dirty and full of nasties that it's almost sentient. Also known as Council Bluffs, Counciltucky looks like a mythical drab, rundown, post-apocalyptic world where nobody knows the definition of tooth care, showers, vehicle maintenance, or proper driving. However, this is no fantasy. It is a sad and horrifying reality.

Everything is grey and old and broken. Even the prostitutes. Merely driving through Counciltucky with the car windows rolled down will get you a contact meth high.
An overall shitty place to even think about, let alone live in or drive through.
Greg: Whoa, dude. Ya know that smelly guy who works at the gas station? Billy-Bob? Did you know his mom is also his sister?

Max: Shit, dude. He must be from Counciltucky.
by Queenofthedream June 24, 2012
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Bro Council

noun- A meeting of bros to discuss things or events in one bro's life. The topics of these meeting should be held with the utmost secrecy among bros and should not be discussed with any female whatsoever. At the conclusion of the bro council, the topic shall be no longer discussed and the bros who participated in the meeting shall act as if no meeting has occurred.
Bro 1-"Dude, we need to have a bro council. The girl I've been banging for the past month wants to date me."

Bro 2- "This calls for an emergency bro council. I will send word to our fellow bros."
by General aBROham Broski August 17, 2011
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Council Meeting

An exclusive meeting of the 4 members of the Council To go to a council meeting is a great honour as only the council members are invited. There are many encroachers who would kill to attend one.
"We need to have a council meeting"
"Yea absolutely
by The Council Members January 9, 2009
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Ad Council

Very (fucking) annoying add that appears on the top of your screen while using Urbandictionary.com
"Friends don't let friends drive drunk!"

"I'll smack you!"

"Stupid Idiot!"

"Shut Up!"
by sux0r September 8, 2003
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council gritter

by frank pubes February 3, 2005
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Council Flat

A council flat is the british equavalent of the projects in america. They are government housing built for the poor.
Chavs only live in council flats.
by BeAN November 5, 2005
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Council House

John: city's home attendance is poor.
Bill: That's because unless they're playing United, the council house is never full.
by Insubordination January 26, 2007
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