The dingy asshole of America (whereas Omaha
is the wonderful, silky inner thigh) where all is well if you drive a sputtering multi-colored vehicle and have a mullet
so dirty and full of nasties that it's almost sentient. Also known as Council Bluffs
, Counciltucky looks like a mythical drab, rundown, post-apocalyptic world where nobody knows the definition of tooth care, showers, vehicle maintenance, or proper driving. However, this is no fantasy. It is a sad and horrifying reality.
Everything is grey and old and broken. Even the prostitutes. Merely driving through Counciltucky with the car windows rolled down will get you a contact meth high.
An overall shitty place to even think about, let alone live in or drive through.
Greg: Whoa, dude. Ya know that smelly guy who works at the gas station? Billy-Bob? Did you know his mom is also his sister?
Max: Shit, dude. He must be from Counciltucky.