chokes on pretzel

what gw bush does to get attention

AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!! IM CHOKING ON A PRETZEL!!! LISTEN QUICK BEFORE I DIE!!!! brroooOOOOMMP

by Shagmaster2004 April 11, 2004

chokeslam

To grab who you hate's neck, put their arm over the arm you are using pick up and slam. I did it to kid who was annoying me on concrete, he split his head open and had stitches.

Damn. I chokeslammed that paki yesterday because he is gay.

by ajgreatermanchester (bury) mcfc + bfc 4 life January 2, 2008

Chokespoon

A large spoon used for choking apes south of the border!!!

Man, chimpy got choked by that chokespoon!

by Squirrelchoker May 1, 2009

no chupes

A direct, literal synonym of Mexican/chicano slang term no mames, this term is hardly used, and is considered more of a grammatical joke than a an actual practical slang term.

Hermilo: Facundo, eres bajo.
Facundo: No chupes, burro. Vete al purgatorio.
Hermilo: No mames duende. Eres baboso.

by Brad Sevy December 16, 2008

CHUKEEBOCHUK

THE FUNNIST WORD TO SAY!MADE BY SAMd AND AHMd!FUCKIN HILARIOUS TO SAY!YOU CAN SAY IT TO ANYONE AND THEY WONT NO WHAT YOUR SAYING!YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING!NO REAL MEANING!

NUBETOOB what a CHUKEEBOCHUK!

by boss-hog-outlaw October 5, 2011

Chuke

The term used when a woman's ass cheeks are coming out of the bottom of her shorts.

Tom: Hey Phil, did you see that girl's ass hanging out of her shorts!?

Phil: Of course I did Tom! Don't you know that summer time is chuke season?

by CLakeshow22 January 18, 2017

chubes

the inner thigh fat that jiggles when rubbed quickly

my chubes are aching from those stairs

by laxmike January 15, 2008