First off, all previous definitions of chud have been incorrect. Chud should be defined as follows:
1) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; The substance created when an uncircumcised man copulates with a menstruating woman who is suffering from a yeast infection, first anally, and then vaginally.
2) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; A combination of the following bodily fluids into one pasty substance: Excrement, menstrual blood, semen, shemegma (waxy foreskin buildup), and yeast infection discharge.
3) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; a delightful spread typically eaten in combination with crackers at wedding receptions.
1) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; The substance created when an uncircumcised man copulates with a menstruating woman who is suffering from a yeast infection, first anally, and then vaginally.
2) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; A combination of the following bodily fluids into one pasty substance: Excrement, menstrual blood, semen, shemegma (waxy foreskin buildup), and yeast infection discharge.
3) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; a delightful spread typically eaten in combination with crackers at wedding receptions.
1) "Hey Bob, Sarah and I made CHUD in the bedroom last night."
2)"I can't believe that much CHUD was produced from such a small amount of pumps."
3) "How do I get this CHUD stain out from my underwear?"
4) "Great reception Tom, Everyone really enjoyed eating the CHUD. Is that your wife's own recipe?"
2)"I can't believe that much CHUD was produced from such a small amount of pumps."
3) "How do I get this CHUD stain out from my underwear?"
4) "Great reception Tom, Everyone really enjoyed eating the CHUD. Is that your wife's own recipe?"
by BJTGC January 26, 2009
1) A really shitty concrete curb or ledge used for grinding tricks on skateboards.
2) A very ugly/hideous face or body.
3) Anything that appears gross, deformed, unsanitary, etc.
2) A very ugly/hideous face or body.
3) Anything that appears gross, deformed, unsanitary, etc.
1) I tried to nosegrind that fuckin' ledge, but I wouldn't even move cuz the shit's so chudded.
2) Dude, look at her face...that bitch is chudded. *Vomit*
3) I wouldn't eat that food even if you gave me a blowjob...look at it...it's fuckin' chudded.
2) Dude, look at her face...that bitch is chudded. *Vomit*
3) I wouldn't eat that food even if you gave me a blowjob...look at it...it's fuckin' chudded.
by Cosmic Groin Pull September 18, 2005
by shep Abbott February 21, 2005
A unattractive person whose defining characteristic of their personality is their egotism. Most often used to describe typically one-dimensional preps, chauches, or the like. A particularly mean insult; it should not be taken nor thrown around lightly.
Those chuds drinking on the patio of O'Reilly's are going to get egg-salad-sandwich bombed back to the caves they crawled out of!!!
by dcs5 June 30, 2005
Anyone who has no good qualities at all:
Assholes, morons, idiots, jerks, preppy pieces-of-shit, meatheads, etc.
Assholes, morons, idiots, jerks, preppy pieces-of-shit, meatheads, etc.
This place is full of chuds.
Johnny's such a chud, he's a chudstein barr.
Don't be a chud, just get in the car...
Are you gonna buy the beer, or are you gonna be a chud
Johnny's such a chud, he's a chudstein barr.
Don't be a chud, just get in the car...
Are you gonna buy the beer, or are you gonna be a chud
by JMG1987 March 28, 2010
Derogatory term for an obnoxious Donald Trump supporter or promoter of Alt Right / Alt Light ideology. Typically refers to a young male online troll. Derived from the 1984 horror film "C.H.U.D." meaning "Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller", and applied to MAGA ("Make America Great Again") shitposters due to their subterranean habitat and general contemptuousness. Shorthand for MAGA CHUD.
ICEisTheBest: The dems want to give AMNESTY to all those those ILLIGAL {long list of racist terms redacted here} because hate Americans! Donald trump is BASED and will MAK AMERIKA GRATE AGAINE!
Normal_Human_w_Empathy420: The dreamers I know are all much better Americans than literally every CHUD. We are a nation of immigrants. Don't be so unamerican and try to stop eating people in your mom's basement.
Normal_Human_w_Empathy420: The dreamers I know are all much better Americans than literally every CHUD. We are a nation of immigrants. Don't be so unamerican and try to stop eating people in your mom's basement.
by SumAnonomousPoster June 14, 2019
by literalautist March 17, 2021