chubby dolphin

A sexual act performed by a woman on a man, defined as follows:

The woman must be significantly over-weight, to the point where her stomach creates "fat rolls". She must be wearing a bikini that is clearly too small for her and is potentially embarrassing to be seen wearing in public. The man must wear swim trunks with a hole in the front for the penis to escape. The two must engage in swimming activity in a kiddie pool. NOTE: It is imperative that this act occur in a kiddie pool. Once the partners are completely saturated, the woman must push her fat rolls together while the man inserts his (hopefully) erect penis in the space between the rolls. The woman then slides her body on the penis, mimicking the act of a traditional handjob. Throughout this process, the woman must make dolphin noises (i.e. "Eeeeee!")
"Dude, my girl just gave me a chubby dolphin in the kiddie pool after the Fourth of July party yesterday."
by The Harlot of Misplaced Wisdom December 11, 2011
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chubby trout

(n) position derived from trying to copulate inconspicuously while swimming with only minor adjustments in bathing attire
Her bikini bottom wiggled aside so easily we achieved the Chubby Trout before anyone in the pool noticed.
by RHughes February 20, 2011
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Chubby Custard

A still strong, but much less harsh way of calling somebody overweight.

Usually used for banter purposes between friend groups.
John: Hey Alec, can i have a few m&m's?

Alec: You look like you've already had enough John you chubby custard!

John: :(
by Sidney Shaw October 30, 2012
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Lame Chubby

A situation in which one could not force or hold an erection, even if one tried.
Work was so slow today it was a complete lame chubby.
by RJYOANN April 12, 2010
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Hubby's Chubby

A slang name for a man's penis. As seen from Family Feud.
Steve Harvey (Host): "Name something a bride wants to be huge."
Contestant: "The Dong"
Steve (to the board asking what the survey says): The Dong!
Survey board: "Hubby's Chubby (4 points)"
by Paul Stompbox October 17, 2014
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chubby master

Nick name for a skinny guy, who has the worst wifi, but is a good friend.
That chubby master has the worst wifi!
by dragoifsfiwefiuh February 14, 2017
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