Christening

When You Take The First Hit Of The Brand New Never Used Bong/Pipe/Vaporizer Or Whatever.

First Hit Of The Spliff/Blunt.

When You Smoke The First Bud From Your Ounce.

Yo Man, I Am CHRISTENING My New Gear Bong I Just Got.

I Call CHRISTENING The Joint Since I Rolled It Up.

by HighKastle July 4, 2009

Christen

A woman that John cherishes and loves deeply.

John: “Christen, you are my one and only”

by John David Dominique Decio November 25, 2019

Christen

To remove identifying marks from stolen goods, to make like new again.

Little Jake christened the Beamer with a new VIN number."

by Twathenge April 28, 2006

Cookie dough christening

When one puts cookie dough on another's stomach and eats or licks it off.

Andrew: Hey Billybob what did you do with Judy last night.
Billybob: Well we made out for a bit and then i gave her a Cookie dough christening.
Andrew: Was it fat free?

by Paul Redfern January 1, 2009

Christen

A boy with dark hair, perfect personality, best humor , and makes you smike all the time,and if your with him your the luckiest girl in the world , he says he isn't the best but he is amazing if u got him love him and be you because he will love you for you and not for fake you , and loves every single thing about you , your lucky you have him if u ever get him.

"Damn look at christen he is cute"

"I know I'm so lucky I have him he is the best "

by Mookie16D April 23, 2018

hayden christensen

1. a new term for homosexual.
2. the most attractive thing to ever walk the earth.

1. "dude, we should totally go out to a hayden club tonight and scam on the fag hags."
2. i would kill my mother and step over her head body to be near hayden christensen.

by sarah March 12, 2005

hayden christensen

A sad excuse for an actor. Synonyms include Tom Cruise Tara Reid Kirstin Dunst Brittany Murphy and John Travolta

Hayden: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneoneoneonetwo

Portman: Shut the fuck up ya nerple

by meadowmuffinofjoytittytwister July 20, 2008