can be a guy or a girls name
girls: funny, cute, adventurous, smart
guy: hot and cute, kind, caring, lil dumb, lovable af
girls: funny, cute, adventurous, smart
guy: hot and cute, kind, caring, lil dumb, lovable af
james: that girl christy is so fucking gorgeous i just wanna scoop her up and take care of her
jane: how is it possible that that guy christy is hot AND cute? like i want to lay my head on his lap and play with his hair but i also want him to fuck me raw?
jane: how is it possible that that guy christy is hot AND cute? like i want to lay my head on his lap and play with his hair but i also want him to fuck me raw?
by ginalinettispaghetticonfetti November 16, 2019
A single piece of shit that is long enough to touch the bottom of the bowl and poke above the surface of the water.
After eating a pound of cheese from chipotle, Ken dropped a fat Stem Christy into the toilet at work.
by KennyG63 January 04, 2016
What is happening when you're being flirted with heavily by a pretty lady while driving on the highway. Ala Chevy Chase in Vacation.
Scored on a scale of 1-10. Extra points if she is a beautiful blonde, or in a red sports car. Full points if it's actually Christie Brinkley.
Scored on a scale of 1-10. Extra points if she is a beautiful blonde, or in a red sports car. Full points if it's actually Christie Brinkley.
"Oh man, I was sooo getting Christie Brinkley'd coming home on the Coquihalla! But I lost her in traffic around Kamloops, dang."
by dmcc May 25, 2012
Donald Trump's fuck boy. A sycophant reminiscent of villains' scheming-but-pathetic advisors in genre films.
"That dude thinks he is going to get his hands on some of the goods, but he is just a weak-ass toadie, ass-kisser, and a Chris Christie.
by The Explicator May 02, 2016
by Toppet May 26, 2016
Synonym for "cock-blocking", due to a related scandal in which the NJ governor shut down a bridge between NJ and NY, such that people could not pass.
Dude 1: Did you get with that girl last night?
Dude 2: Nah... her damn friend Chris Christie'd me and then they left.
Dude 1: That conniving bitch! I bet she's also a Cowboys fan!
Dude 2: Nah... her damn friend Chris Christie'd me and then they left.
Dude 1: That conniving bitch! I bet she's also a Cowboys fan!
by minamino2 February 19, 2015
One of the greastest songs by Green Day on their 2nd album, Kerplunk! It's a song about how Billie Joe used to sit at the tracks at christie road and smoke pot when he was bored and to get away.
by crazyassmofo January 03, 2006