A revolutionized form of Dabbing. This form allows one to not only indulge in their inner fantasies of dabbing but also be one with Jesus Christ and the Holy Spirit. How it is performed is you place both palms together, as if praying to your lord and savior, then bow your head into one elbow while pointing your praying hands the other way.
Matthew: Hey John, have you experienced the holy spirit yet?
John: I am about to real soon, isn't that right Mark and Luke?
Mark and Luke: Oh yeah.
All Christian Dabbing
All together: Praise Jesus!
John: I am about to real soon, isn't that right Mark and Luke?
Mark and Luke: Oh yeah.
All Christian Dabbing
All together: Praise Jesus!
by TotallyNotAMoose October 5, 2017
Get the christian dabbing mug.A CliffNoteChristian is a person who believes they are a Christian yet judges others even though the gospel of Jesus Christ states this is not the right of man. "Cliff Note"refers to the publication often utlized by students to do book reports yet only contains segments or annotated versions of the actual book that they are writing about. A "Cliff Note" of a book gives you the main idea of the subject matter in a book and the names of characters yet does not cover details and intricate details which are required for you to understand the entire concept....
There are many versions of the Cliff Note Christian as many interpretations are derived from a summary instead of the full intended meaning.
In this regard, an example of a Cliff Note Christian would be someone who uses Jesus Christ's name under the guise of being a more worthy person due to their own sense of self worth and judgement when in fact Jesus himself stated the power of judging others was solely His as we are all sinners.
Cliff Note Christians only skim the surface of the Bible and feel too superior to capture the books actual meaning. A Cliff Note Christian would look down on the homeless and pray every night to Jesus the ultimate nomad. A Cliff Note Christian would read about Mary Magdelene to be the last to touch Jesus' feet, but would refer to a woman provactively dressed in society as a whore.
Cliff Note - To be holier than thou without getting the meaning of your own political stance
There are many versions of the Cliff Note Christian as many interpretations are derived from a summary instead of the full intended meaning.
In this regard, an example of a Cliff Note Christian would be someone who uses Jesus Christ's name under the guise of being a more worthy person due to their own sense of self worth and judgement when in fact Jesus himself stated the power of judging others was solely His as we are all sinners.
Cliff Note Christians only skim the surface of the Bible and feel too superior to capture the books actual meaning. A Cliff Note Christian would look down on the homeless and pray every night to Jesus the ultimate nomad. A Cliff Note Christian would read about Mary Magdelene to be the last to touch Jesus' feet, but would refer to a woman provactively dressed in society as a whore.
Cliff Note - To be holier than thou without getting the meaning of your own political stance
In Church today I heard gossip about what I was wearing when the Bible mandates people are to come as they are to enter heaven; I despise Cliff Note Christians!
Cliff Note Machismo - will lead a man to believe that it is demonstrative of male dominance and power to hit a woman when a real man's role is to protect and love women.
A Cliff Note Feminist is a woman who claims to seek the equality and empowerment of women yet will gossip and denegrate other women based on their appearance or societal enforced Madonna Whore complexes. For in actuality, most women would not be even be able to be feminist if it were not for courtesans and so called whores as that segment of the female population were the first allowed to read, write, and own land.
Cliff Note Machismo - will lead a man to believe that it is demonstrative of male dominance and power to hit a woman when a real man's role is to protect and love women.
A Cliff Note Feminist is a woman who claims to seek the equality and empowerment of women yet will gossip and denegrate other women based on their appearance or societal enforced Madonna Whore complexes. For in actuality, most women would not be even be able to be feminist if it were not for courtesans and so called whores as that segment of the female population were the first allowed to read, write, and own land.
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Get the Christian Minecraft Server mug.Essentially to "bail out" but in a manner more similar to Christian Bale's various escapes and feats of marvel while in his Batman character. Can be used to describe a dramatic, thrilling retreat, or, conversely, a boring flee that has no whiff of epic.
Matt: Wow dude, how'd you ever get from your dinner date to happy hour so fast?
Patrick: I Christian Bale'd on Marissa.
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Bane: How the hell did Bruce Wayne get out of that huge pit I put him in?
Random Person: How do you think? Christian Bale'd the fuck out of there.
Patrick: I Christian Bale'd on Marissa.
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Bane: How the hell did Bruce Wayne get out of that huge pit I put him in?
Random Person: How do you think? Christian Bale'd the fuck out of there.
by Thetimothy July 22, 2012
Get the Christian Bale'd mug.Christelyn an amazing woman who is beautiful and smart, but is usually too hard on herself even though everyone around her thinks she's amazing. Definitely a girl you need in your life.
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Get the christelyn mug.The crazy and childish drummer for the band Black Veil Brides. Known to be the "band joker" as well as the best dancer.
Person A: Bro did you see this video. Black Veil Brides' drummer Christian "CC" Coma has a solo
Person B: CC has a solo. He's the best drummer ever.
Person B: CC has a solo. He's the best drummer ever.
by I hate humanity June 6, 2018
Get the Christian "CC" Coma mug.When someone only attends church services during the holidays but not during the other days that church gatherings take place. Instead they "feel" the spirit only around times where everyone will see them at church which just happens to be at the Holidays or they feel they can't sufficiently celebrate the holidays without going to church and paying their dues.
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I swear I haven't seen the Jones at Church all year...It's Christmas eve and now they decide to show up...I swear there such "holiday christians"
by Poogie Monster January 3, 2008
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