christina

She's the most kindest, gentle person you will ever meet. She will go out of her way to making anybody happy even if the aren't her favorite person in the world. She's so focused on keeping everybody happy she's the one that really needs all the up bringing. She may say shes OKbut on the inside she's secretly dying. So help her out of that dark void she's going through.

Friend: hey are you OK you seem distracted??
Christina: huh yah I'm OK just thinking is all, I'll be fine.
Friend: tell the truth..
Christina: being left alone with my thoughts kills me inside.
Friend: but your always so happy.
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Christina: that's because I don't want anyone to see how hurt I am.

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Friend: your the most brave person I know

by 17black.roses. July 12, 2017

my christian server

a minecraft server that is designed for christians

player: frick
admin: dont swear on my christian server

by 👨🏻‍🎓 January 28, 2018

Devout Christian Mom

A Devout Christian Mom (DCM) is like my mom. She's the kind of mom who tries to control every aspect of her kid's lives in fear of her religion. She won't admit she fears religion, but inside she probably does. She believes anyone who is gay, believes in evolution, or thinks we should deal with climate change is a Satanist. If you're her kid, you're screwed. She thinks spanking kids only serves to make them strong and brave. She'd prefer to give a kid a shitty religious education rather than a public school education because, "God said so", or whatever she believes.

Normal kid: "Aw crap, I tripped!"
Devout Christian Mom: "Did you just say CRAP!?"
Kid: "Well, yeah..."
*Kid gets sentenced to being spanked ten times every other day*

Kid: "I can't take this! I WANT TO KILL MYSELF!"
Devout Christian Mom: "WHAT!? Come on, we're going to have you talk to the pastor. You have been playing those violent video games again!"
Kid: "We don't even have violent video games in our house!"
Devout Christian Mom: "Are you saying that I'm a fool!? More spankin's!"
*Kids gets even more depressed and hateful, and eventually kills himself*

Devout Christian Mom: "WHY DID THE DEVIL HAVE TO MAKE MY BABY LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC!? Oh Ronald Reagan, PLEASE BRING MY BABY BACK!"

Reagan's ghost: "Shut up lady. My only advice for you is to get yourself spayed."

Devout Christian Mom: "Birth Control is evil! How dare you. You aren't the real Ronald Reagan, you're SATAN!"

Reagan's ghost: *Floats away in frustration*

by Mr. big E. March 23, 2019

Christians - Nothing, Lions - Everything

And the final score is Christians - Nothing, Lions - Everything. This is a saying by those who supported a noble lost cause.

And the final score is Christians - nothing, Lions - Everything.

by I, Wreckerrr November 5, 2020

War on Christianity

This is a phrase used by the majority religious group in the United States (Christians) to describe occasional and feeble acts of resistance by the minority religious groups in response to Christians' persistent proselytizing, criticizing.

When a Kwanzaa display was put up next to a Christmas display on the lawn of the courthouse building, the Christians in the area cited this as more evidence of the war on Christianity.

by opinion emitter October 25, 2010

christaline

Christaline is strong and Intelligent, she is trustworthy and can keep many secrets. She's kindhearted and would do anything for her friends and family.

Everyone loves christaline...

by Aesthetic em June 19, 2017

Westover Christian Academy

Bunch of punk ass niggas wont let a nigga live fucking giving detention to every single thing I do shitt let a nigga live and breath they are up your asshole trying to find any fucking mistake you did

I fucking hate Westover Christian Academy since its faculty as fucking retarded.

by Rog strix g15 laptop gaming April 23, 2023