Chojed

When u get absolutely pounded

“You just got chojed!”

by Autzzzzz October 18, 2019

Cowtown Corn Chowder

Usually the result of an evening of hard drinking followed by some late-night din-din. Followed by a violent comeback of the aforementioned din-din. In July this is also known as Stampede Stew.

Cowboy #1: Howdy pardner! Hey, did you go out to the honkytonk again last night without telling me?
Cowboy #2: Why would you say that?
Cowboy #1: Well, how would you explain the Cowtown Corn Chowder in the outhouse this morning?

by drdutch June 12, 2007

texas brown chowder

Texas Brown Chowder is chowder that originates from Brownsville Texas. It is best made after a vacation south of the border to Mexico. When ones feces are sufficiently softened (about the consistency of curry) you may crap in a bowl and mix it with jabeneros and rattle snake. It is best served hot and all over the recipients face/

Texas Brown Chowder was served to Guy LeDouche on Spike TV’s MXC.

When in Texas, you must try the Texas Brown Chowder after reciving a Texas Chilli Bowl

by enriqueeldominicanos June 29, 2008

man chowder

male ejaculate

She gave me a bomb ass hog smoke and I sprayed my man chowder all over her face

by Chips March 19, 2004

taint chowder

The exact phrase to describe diarrhea as it slowly leaks from the anus and onto the taint.

I made some mad taint chowder after eating that burrito from Taco Bell.

by KO32 January 11, 2009

Chewed Out

To be berated, cussed out and yelled at by superior officers or guardians or adults. Usually happens when you do something you weren't supposed to do.

Colonel James H. Doolittle: "They don't want me up in the air flying with the men that I have chosen. That I've chewed out, cussed out, pushed to limit...and that I've come to respect.
---April 1942, shortly before the Doolittle Raid on Tokyo during WWII

Col. Hans Landa: You'll be shot for this!
Lt. Aldo Raine: Nah, I don't think so. More like chewed out. I've been chewed out before.

by DarthKieduss April 7, 2014

Chowder Blind

The unexplainable pairing of a fairly attractive person accompanied by a beast. Most often found in the New England area (thus "Chowder Blind"). The couple is usually a male, pig sized, spray tanned ball of hair with a smoking hot chick. The roles can be reversed, but is indeed rare.

"Why did they let that hot chick into the bar with a full grown Mandril?"

"Thats her boyfriend. She's got the chowder blindness!"

"I was wondering why it was wearing clothes."

by Jray78 August 3, 2012